If you were one of those who followed my year in the wrestling prediction contest, you’re well aware that my prognostication abilities aren’t always the best. but before the Jays Mariners series started, I made a prediction to the Shoe Thief. I told him that not only would Jose Bautista hit his 50th home run …
Monthly Archives: September 2010
It’s A Wing. Don’t Fly Off The Handle.
People are nuts. There’s a restaurant called Big Shot Bob’s that sells 100 flavours of wings. Apparently, somebody saw the black on black crime flavour, and lost it. Without asking a few basic questions, they spread the story like mad, and people are making threatening phone calls to the restaurant, saying they’ll go out of …
I Hate To Split Hairs, But This Ain’t A Splitter!
Remember when I was ragging on HumanWare and I said I was afraid the power-splitter would arrive sans end? Well, yesterday, my fears were realized. What I got was a doo dad that would hook into the charger, leading out to three even wires. None of them had the cable connector required to connect splitter …
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Not So Breaking News: Fools In Sports Ruin Something That Would Have Been A Lot Of Fun
Well, so much for that Anderson Silva Chael Sonnen rematch Iwanted.I was supposed to be getting it on January 1st, at least that’s the way it looked until yesterday when word officially came down thatSonnen’s testosterone-to-estrogen ratio was too high, which usually means steroid use, which means that he’s been suspended for a year by …
Kindling Fear On The Bus
Hey there Lahcen Qouchbane. When you’re driving a bus, your eyes and concentration are supposed to be on the road, not on a Kindle. Read when you’re not driving a large bus full of people through morning traffic, thank ya very much. I guess someone took the cell phone video, at which point the driver …
The Man Has No Chance, The Parrot Will Talk
Damn it I wish I had a name on this guy who was shaking the hell out of a parrot. I have to wonder if it’s Jim Eggers and the parrot was his service bird. I’m sorry, that was mean. Or maybe the bird was one of those lookout birds. Either way, the poor bird. …
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What Would They Do With A Phone Or A TV?
I saw something that made me chuckle yesterday. I was coming home from picking up some stuff downtown. As I approached the door of our building, I heard the buzzer pad’s dial tone coming on and off, on and off. I thought “Oh boy, we have some poor souls who don’t know how to work …
Mommy, What’s The Hurry?
I wonder how many times Erica Fay Anderson has robbed a bank. I mean, she managed to rob the bank, then pick up her kids from school. Unfortunately for her, someone described her car and got her plate number, and police were waiting for her when she came home with her little girls. It looks …
Come See The Pantsless Side Of Sears
This onefits into a couple of wacky categories, so it seems as good a way as any to start off the morning. A 47-year-old man identified only as Miller probably due to a slight mess-up on the part of the Rock Hill, South Carolina Herald was arrested Monday afternoon when police found him naked from …
Acidface, I Got An Acidface, And It Is Bleeding Bleeding Bleeding Bloody Gone
Well it looks like the charges are starting to come down for Bethany Storro. They’re starting with theft. I’m sure there’ll be more. She seems like she really took advantage of folks, spending some of the money on bills for earlier laser facial peels, dinner for her parents, and clothes. The idea that she has …
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