What About The Woman On The Couch? Oh. She’s Part Of The Furniture

Eeewww. I don’t know how good I’d feel if I was one of the people viewing a house in Notting Hill where it was discovered that the owner of the house was lying dead on the couch while the tour was going on. At first the agent thought the lady was just sleeping, so saved …

Putting A Stop to Riches’ Poor Lawsuits

Remember when I hoped someone would do with Jonathan Lee Riches what was done with this vexatious litigator? Well, if this federal lawsuit goes through, it’s going to happen. They want to make it so Riches’ outgoing mail is either screened by a federal Bureau of Prisons employee or his suits are examined by a …

This Is, In Fact, Gold

What’s a guy to do when he’s suffering from both Asperger’s and Tourette’s syndromes and is currently “ticcing like a ‘mofo’”? Well, if that guy happens to be Guy Daniel Francis, the answer is simple. Record a Tourettes karaoke version of Gold by Spandau Ballet andupload it to YouTube, of course. Good on him for …

Three Strikes You’re Off To Jail

Tommy Ryser must have gone to the Leonard Scott and Erik Salmons school of don’t stop until you’re completely screwed. Why? Because he committed 3 DUI’s on the same night, and he got caught when he came back to collect the evidence of his first two. It started when he crashed his truck into a …

Are You The Kind Of Man Who Would Like Some Contact With A Big Scary Bubba?

Thanks Ann for pointing me at this one. When I first saw it, I was too angry to write about it. But seeing it a second time, I could form a thought or two. The thing that makes me the most angry about this story involving District Attorney Kenneth Kratz is that it’s looking like …

There’s A Reason They Went With Barnstormers And Not Brainstormers

Here’s a clip of some hilariously bad baseball from a game in the independent Atlantic League between the Lancaster Barnstormers and the Somerset Patriots. Having just allowed a 1 out triple in the bottom of the 12th inning, Barnstormers’ pitcher Lance Odom decides to employ, as they used to say in the old cartoons, a …

Donna Jodhan Wishes To See The Federal Government In Court

Well looky here, if it isn’t our old buddy Donna Jodhan, only this time, she’s in the news! She’s suing the government because apparently, she couldn’t apply for a job online without sighted help. You know what? I’d be right behind her, because often times, forms are not accessible, and even the people who want …

Braak Braak, We’ll All Be Dead, We’ll All Be Dead…

We were just talking about a guard bird in a pet store. Well, here’s one that was specially trained to be a lookout for cops by Colombian drug dealers, but this time, his warnings came too late. He’s apparently saying “run, run, you’re going to get caught!” in this video clip here. Are there any …