>Well, it looks like the end of our days with Meetup is coming. After I told the group what was going on, they all agreed it was time to move along. So then I thought a Google Group would probably do the job. And now, we have one. I’m still working out some kinks, but …
Monthly Archives: February 2011
He Left No Witnesses, But Lots Of Evidence
So some boys broke into an abandoned apartment complex and stole some stuff. But then one of the boys decided they couldn’t leave any witnesses, so killed the goldfish that were in the tank. Didn’t anybody tell this kid that a. goldfish don’t talk, and b. goldfish have a three-second memory? So now, on top …
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There Won’t Be A PlayStation In Prison
In one night, Kendall Anderson has ruined his life, and all over his mom taking his PlayStation away. I would have linked to the original, but JAWS’s app mode locked me up so bad that I couldn’t properly read the story there. I guess Anderson got into some trouble, I don’t know what kind. So, …
She’s Not Scooting Out The Door So Fast
If you’re going to shoplift from a store, and you use a scooter because you’re kinda on the big side, make sure your scooter can fit through the exit. Otherwise, it will all be for nothing, wouldn’t you say, Jerrie Perkins? Maybe you should have snuck the stuff out by hiding it in your rolls …
Closed For Robbers, Open For Business
Apparently, all you have to do to get rid of some robbers is tell them the bank is closing. Then they just walk away quickly. But on the other hand, most robbers don’t hand you illegible notes on ripped paper plates, so this may not work so well.
It’s Not Twitter. Maybe You’re A Twit.
Here’s a little something I saw on Twitter. the Seven deadly sins of Twitter. Apparently, these are the ways Twitter can ruin your life. Most of it either is overexaggerated or these problems only come up when you obviously don’t have a life which Twitter could ruin to begin with. But this item killed me. …
How To Land ‘Em And Keep ‘Em, all While Breaking The Bank
I’m going to keep this post quick since Carin and I are busy not buying presents and doing nothing special for Valentine’s Day, but I do want to say that I am a very lucky guy. It’s an amazing feeling knowing you’ve found a person you can ignore Valentine’s Day with, and it might be …
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Three More To Add To The Parents Of The Year Pile
Wow. I can’t remember if I’ve seen 3 stories of people mistreating kids in their care in a week before, but I sure see them now. How depressing. First is the story of a woman wacking a nine-year-old boy on the head with a frying pan because he dropped a bagel with cream cheese on …
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Raise Your Spirits, Raise Them High!…
Eeewww. Don’t let Richard Molett near your kids. he gets excited watching little girls in a cheerleading competition. Gross. There he was, watching some little girls in a park when he whipped it out of his pants and started playing with it right in front of everyone. He was soon arrested, and found to be …
The Sender Needs Time On The Couch, But Not That Kind.
If you’re trying to sell a couch, do you really think sending pictures of people engaged in the act of oral sex on said couch is a good tactic? I don’t know about you, but I’d be worried about what would have been left behind on the couch, and would want to run far far …
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