Really, It’s Pronounced Thibodaux.

This story of a fellow who couldn’t spell Robert Taylor is even funnier than the story of Coronica Jackson, or something, which I swear we posted about, but I can’t for the life of me find it on the blog. I do have to give Amos Ashley some credit. At least he didn’t pick an …

The Future of Shopping At Future Shop Just Got Brighter!

Yes! Yes! Yes! It’s so good to bring good accessibility-related news. Sometimes, I get so mired in the bad, the futile attempts to make things better. It’s so nice to see a victory, and here it is. I wish I could say I had more of a hand in this. I did write that old …

Looks Like These Criminals Are Out Of Gas

This is almost as bad as the shop with a cop incident, or the use a counterfeit cheque amid 40 police cruisers incident. The only thing that makes it *almost* as bad is the fact that these two dumbasses only tried to rob the place in front of 4 police officers. Jacob Wallace and Robert …

A Half Apology, A War On Spam And Some New Words For Snowstorm

Even though it’s for your own good in the long run, I sort of feel like Carin and I might owe an undetermined number of you a bit of an explanation/apology for yesterday. I have no idea how far this spread since everyone on Twitter doesn’t follow everyone else, but yesterday morning, after making the …

What A William Melchert-Dinkelberry

I heard about this William Melchert-Dinkel creep on Fifth Estate. I appear to have already set the tone for this story. His deal is he is fascinated with suicide and hangings. So, he logs on to chat rooms and finds depressed folk who look like they’re on the edge. He then pretends to be a …

Duct Tape: The Handyman’s Secret Weapon, Not The Parents Photography Tool

You know, I’m glad Caira Ferguson is as dumb as she is. Her stupidity may have saved her daughter. One day, six months ago, Ferguson thought it would be a swell plan to duct tape her 18-month-old kid into a chair, even duct taping her mouth, and take a picture. The picture was put up …

Somebody Else Thinks We’re Awesome!

Trixie here. Man, it’s a beautiful day. The weather knob is still kind of c-c-c-c-cold, but not too bad. I think the guy in the sky might be moving the weather knob to the place where I like it. So Cessna, who I’ve never met, has decided that this place needs an award or something. …

Tired Of Waiting For You

If you were a fan of theFacebook Breakup Notifier,you’re going to loveWaitingRoom. How to describe WaitingRoom? It’s kind of like Breakup Notifier, only a bit backwards. Or maybe a better way to put it is that it’s a feeder system for the Breakup Notifier. If you’re thinking of ditching your current love but want to …

Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down

Michael Kevin Lallana, the man accused last year oftwice brewing up batches of man mustard flavoured water in the bottle of a female coworker,has been found guilty of assault and battery. A couple of interesting new tidbits have, er, come to light since we first met this fellow, so I shall share those with you …

A Brief History Of Regime Propping

I posted this onmy Twittera few minutes ago not thinking I’d put it here, but I think it’s something that as many people as possible need to see just in case any of you still think your government has your or anybody’s best interests other than its own in mind when making decisions. Why the …