Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
You have to be especially drunk to mistake the flashing lights on a sign for police lights. But that’s what Nicole Scott did. She pulled herself over to the side of the road, getting her car stuck in a snow bank. Then when police arrived, she insisted she wasn’t driving. She was alone, but she …
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It’s sad that a fellow who apparently was a really good mayor and was well-liked will never have his name on a government building just because his name is Harry Baals. The poor sap probably was made fun of all his life, and now this.
Eek. Don’t piss off Michael Preston. He might make you think he is a jovial fellow, but he might just stab you in the neck. The story goes that Preston, who has a smiley face tattooed on his chest, was arguing with David Mason about money. They went outside and goofed around in the snow, …
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Wow. Here’s a whole new level of failed robbery. This fellow was a regular customer. He lived in the apartment complex of one of the tellers. the bag of money wouldn’t fit through the slot. and finally, his prosthetic arm popped off while he was being arrested. Yup, that’s what the story says. I don’t …
Remember when I wrote about the winter control accessibility line? Well, I tried it out, and damn am I ever impressed! I still need to phone the line back and say thank you very much! As everyone for miles around knows, on Saturday the sky opened up and snow came in a hell of a …
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It doesn’t happen often, but I’m honestly at a loss for words right now. I’m not sure how many of you are aware of this, but it’s awfully difficult to write anything of substance when your man dangles are beating a hasty retreat for the safety of your insides and your eyes are filled with …
Well, we have a pretty sweet update to the whole stop the meter campaign. It looks like the CRTC has been quite heavily persuaded to review their whole usage-based billing decision in huge part thanks to the massive number of folks who yelled at MP’s and signed the Stop the Meter petition. Now they’re looking …
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We all know that cold booze is good booze, but some of us apparently take this ideal much more seriously than others. And when I say some of us, I mean47-year-old Edna Verdin,who had a cow when chilling her bottle of Tequila Rose in the freezer proved to be more difficult than she had anticipated …
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I have no idea how many methods there may be for determining how much trouble you could find yourself in should you get busted growing marijuana, but I do know that calling 911 and asking whoever picks up the phone had never crossed my mind as being on the list. It did however cross what …
Well, at least I said there was a chance it was a hoax. Apparently, that site is the Knoxville News-Sentinel’s site where they parody the news. Woops. So nobody shot up his house during a fire or tried to shoot out his chest pains. Well, somebody may have, but it wasn’t this dude. Here’s warning …
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