Did Somebody Say McHumping?

This is an event that occurred. I don’t know what else to say. Do I need to say any more?

Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the McDonald’s due to a report of “Male taking clothes off doing a strange dance, subject possibly on drugs.” A 911 caller also reported that “it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.”
When cops arrived at the restaurant, they encountered Morgan, a regular guest at the county jail who had “been trespassed from this McDonald’s for a previous disturbance he had caused.”

He was charged with trespassing again and sent back to his apparently frequent haunt. Did he attempt relations with the bars there, I wonder.

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