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Don’t get between Hersha C. Howard and her girl scout cookies. she might chase you with a pair of scissors and clobber you with multiple boards. The story goes that Howard came into her room-mate’s bedroom in the middle of the night and demanded to know if she ate her thin mints cookies. The room-mate …
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Time for a different soundtrack. If you see a snowmobile go through a hole in some thin ice, trying to rescue the occupants by driving your own snowmobile up to the hole is probably not going to work. Thankfully everybody made it to shore and will probably be ok. Geesh people, think! Although this did …
According to Ken Falzini, a repo man who came to get Rev. Marc Neal’s lexis because he was behind on payments, Neal has an odd way of dealing with his problem.throw the guy on the hood of his car and drive around. Also, turn on the wipers, make lots of sharp turns, all the while …
When transporting a matress, a person should not be used to hold it down. Otherwise, when you make a turn, chances are you’ll lose both person and matress. It looks like this guy is going to make it, but he took a good knock on the head.
Joel Dobrin’s dog may be in trouble. According to this story, he’s a snitch! Police pulled Dobrin over for a routine traffic stop, when they were assaulted by a flying sock full of marijuana and Hashish. They originally thought Dobrin had thrown it out the window to get rid of it, but Dobrin told them …
Ya know, showing an unloaded gun to someone in an attempt to rob them might work in some places, but I don’t think it’ll work too well at a gun shop. It didn’t in this case, since the owner had a loaded gun of his own. Not only that, but the robber, who also set …
So last Saturday we had a party for the shoe thief. Back about a month ago, Shoe turned 40! We wanted to do something special for him, but between Steve feeling sick and one of Shoe’s friends being unavailable because of being on the other side of the world, we put off his party until …
I saw this a while ago, but couldn’t find a story on it. If you collapse in a hospital, you would think that you would have help readily available, right? Apparently not at Peace Arch Hospital in White Rock, B.C. according to Stephen Braybrooke. His father collapsed feet from a nursing station, and the nurses …
Here’s another lesson. If you use a hole in your house’s floor as an ashtray, this may happen to you. Your house may catch fire and it might cause $30000 in damage, if you’re lucky. A hole in the floor as an ashtray? What?
Here’s a story fit to make me cackle. Three punks decided that they had the perfect situation. A nasty snow storm was causing lots of motorists to be stuck. So, they would arrive next to the stuck car, and the desperate motorist would think they were coming to help. But no no no. they were …