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It looks like William Amory believes in the Home Depot Pry Bar guy philosophy for dealing with uncooperative devices. Break stuff. But Ammory doesn’t restrict his rage to the offending device. Oh no. He goes after the people trying to help him. Amory was a substitute teacher for a second-grade class. He was having trouble …
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I saw this last week, but it got lost in the shuffle. Sven Riedel, a German extreme athlete, decided he wanted to motorcycle across 300 km of Siberia. But the fella got frostbite. Why? Did his equipment fail him? Nope, he wasn’t adequately dressed for the weather. He didn’t think it would be so cold. …
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Ooo! This little story about the 100 Mile Market coming to Guelph makes me drool. Mmm local food. Local food you can order online and then scoop up at a depot. Local food that you can order online, scoop up at a depot and not have to fight crowds at the market just to find. …
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You know, when I said that the McLean family suing everyone related to the Greyhound stabbing was a little ridiculous, I had no idea that a more ridiculous lawsuit was possible. Now, I know. Two women who were on the bus when the incident happened have decided that they need to sue the exact same …
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What’s up with this? A dude, for no reason that is given, pushed his disabled mother down, choked her, and ripped out her upper dentures. What? Why? Even weirder is this isn’t the only case I’ve heard of some random guyripping out people’s dentures. Now the only question is whether Christopher Harding rips lots of …
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What the? Apparently, you can marinate your cat and not be found guilty of cruelty to animals. And how exactly is that possible? Maybe someone close to Gary L. Korkuc can explain what is not cruel about that. Meanwhile, I’ll be shaking my head.
>Holy crap. Exactly how drunk do you have to be to get hit by a train and not know it? Leonard Nickelray says he had been drinking and was walking home groovin’ to his apparently way too loud iPod when the train came up behind him and wompled him. He flew through the air, but …
Here’s another valuable lesson. If you’re going to be dumb enough to dine and dash, don’t leave your 12-year-old daughter behind. Also, don’t then call the sheriff’s department and claim that your daughter was kidnapped. That would have been a strange meal. Melissa Ashley Graham and her daughter sit down to dinner, and Graham orders …
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We have yet another cancer-faker, but this one was in B.C. What is up with this? Tina Sammons told lots of close relatives that she had cancer, needed a kidney transplant and other stuff, but because she was an American citizen, she didn’t have health coverage in Canada. They gave money, but I guess her …
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Since we have talked so much about people crossing the tracks and not hearing or seeing the oncoming train and then getting smucked by it, I thought this video had a place here. Apparently this guy was moving rather slowly. I don’t know, because the audio in the video doesn’t mention how fast he was …
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