Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Wow. I can’t remember if I’ve seen 3 stories of people mistreating kids in their care in a week before, but I sure see them now. How depressing. First is the story of a woman wacking a nine-year-old boy on the head with a frying pan because he dropped a bagel with cream cheese on …
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Eeewww. Don’t let Richard Molett near your kids. he gets excited watching little girls in a cheerleading competition. Gross. There he was, watching some little girls in a park when he whipped it out of his pants and started playing with it right in front of everyone. He was soon arrested, and found to be …
If you’re trying to sell a couch, do you really think sending pictures of people engaged in the act of oral sex on said couch is a good tactic? I don’t know about you, but I’d be worried about what would have been left behind on the couch, and would want to run far far …
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You have to be especially drunk to mistake the flashing lights on a sign for police lights. But that’s what Nicole Scott did. She pulled herself over to the side of the road, getting her car stuck in a snow bank. Then when police arrived, she insisted she wasn’t driving. She was alone, but she …
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It’s sad that a fellow who apparently was a really good mayor and was well-liked will never have his name on a government building just because his name is Harry Baals. The poor sap probably was made fun of all his life, and now this.
Eek. Don’t piss off Michael Preston. He might make you think he is a jovial fellow, but he might just stab you in the neck. The story goes that Preston, who has a smiley face tattooed on his chest, was arguing with David Mason about money. They went outside and goofed around in the snow, …
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Wow. Here’s a whole new level of failed robbery. This fellow was a regular customer. He lived in the apartment complex of one of the tellers. the bag of money wouldn’t fit through the slot. and finally, his prosthetic arm popped off while he was being arrested. Yup, that’s what the story says. I don’t …
Remember when I wrote about the winter control accessibility line? Well, I tried it out, and damn am I ever impressed! I still need to phone the line back and say thank you very much! As everyone for miles around knows, on Saturday the sky opened up and snow came in a hell of a …
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Well, at least I said there was a chance it was a hoax. Apparently, that site is the Knoxville News-Sentinel’s site where they parody the news. Woops. So nobody shot up his house during a fire or tried to shoot out his chest pains. Well, somebody may have, but it wasn’t this dude. Here’s warning …
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This is definitely an example of weirder than weird. Two women got up in the morning to let their dog outside when they noticed that the contents of their shed were all over everywhere. Wondering what in hell happened, they went to look. The shed door was closed. Hmmm. Even weirder. When they opened it, …