Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Eek. Don’t piss off Michael Preston. He might make you think he is a jovial fellow, but he might just stab you in the neck. The story goes that Preston, who has a smiley face tattooed on his chest, was arguing with David Mason about money. They went outside and goofed around in the snow, …
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Wow. Here’s a whole new level of failed robbery. This fellow was a regular customer. He lived in the apartment complex of one of the tellers. the bag of money wouldn’t fit through the slot. and finally, his prosthetic arm popped off while he was being arrested. Yup, that’s what the story says. I don’t …
Remember when I wrote about the winter control accessibility line? Well, I tried it out, and damn am I ever impressed! I still need to phone the line back and say thank you very much! As everyone for miles around knows, on Saturday the sky opened up and snow came in a hell of a …
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Well, at least I said there was a chance it was a hoax. Apparently, that site is the Knoxville News-Sentinel’s site where they parody the news. Woops. So nobody shot up his house during a fire or tried to shoot out his chest pains. Well, somebody may have, but it wasn’t this dude. Here’s warning …
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This is definitely an example of weirder than weird. Two women got up in the morning to let their dog outside when they noticed that the contents of their shed were all over everywhere. Wondering what in hell happened, they went to look. The shed door was closed. Hmmm. Even weirder. When they opened it, …
People are really losing respect for trains. A man in Missoula, Montana was in his car, drivin’ along groovin’ to music. He was so oblivious that he drove through an intersection onto some railroad tracks, seemingly while a train was coming. He had the music set so loud that he didn’t notice the slow-moving train …
Ann sent me this yesterday, and I chuckled. How true. Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar. I have noticed that many who text messages & email, have forgotten the “art” of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off …
Thanks Ann for this one too. A Sicilian couple thought they would murder the woman’s ex husband with, wait for it, butter! They thought butter was the perfect weapon. It would melt after they had used the slab of butter to smother her poor unfortunate ex, so there would be no weapon left. Too bad, …
We have a twist on the puppy in the mail story. It looks like there’s more than one Stacey Champion, and the wrong one is getting hate mailed off the earth. What really sucks is they both spell their names the same, both are the same age, and both have a connection to Minneapolis. But …
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Ann sent me this one, and I just can’t believe someone did this. I just, I just can’t. A 51-year-old woman in South Africa really wanted to be a grandma. But her 24-year-old daughter wasn’t interested in having a baby yet. So, grandma-wannabe decided to hire a man to rape her, in the hopes that …