There’s a little story that staff at Hudson, Michigan will be embarrassed about for a while. A woman at a stop light noticed something odd about what was going on inside a city vehicle. There was Steve Hartsel, the city manager, but he appeared to be masturbating, and exposing himself to her. When she called …
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Crying Wolf Makes Others Snarl
As technology evolves, the means to communicate with each other become increasingly sophisticated. But will these means ever be sufficient to breach the gaps between us? Or will they only serve to pull us further apart? Outer Limits, Season 2, episode 10. Excuse me if what I’m about to write doesn’t make any sense. But …
Apparently, We’re All Spaced Out!
Well, almost four years ago, I asked the question two spaces or one after a period? It appears that today I got my answer. According to this Slate article, the consensus is one space, goddamn it, and stop with the two spaces already! At least I have an explanation. I guess two spaces were needed …
Maybe Now, She’ll Get The Message.
Just because the idea is funny, here’s video footage of a girl falling into a mall fountain while texting. I wish we could actually hear her falling, but the commentary is pretty amusing, so here ya go.
Name.Fail
Hmmm. I think the good folks at Research In Motion could have thought a little harder when they picked their careers website. I mean, come on, rim.jobs? Seriously? Or were they going for shock value? I have to admit I haven’t forgotten where I would look if I were interested in working for RIM.
If You Had Dreams For These Kids, They Died Today.
Let’s start with a soundtrack,shall we? Ok, picture this. You’re a kid, about 12 years old. You notice a blue cube on top of a filing cabinet in a classroom. What do you think you should do? If you respond by saying nibble on it, you’re not alone, and you’re also very very dumb. It …
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That Deaf Mute Illiterate Guy, Sure Makes A Good Drug Mule
Usually, if one form of communication doesn’t work with someone, another one will. He speaks another language? Fine, find an interpreter. He can’t read? No problem, read it to him. He’s deaf? Ok, get someone who can sign or write notes back and forth. But what if the person you’re trying to communicate with is …
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Get Both Your Snakes Away From Me.
You know how I have this thing for snake stories. This one just gives me the creeps. Two guys used a snake as part of a sexual assault! Ug. Shiver. John Bullock and Damonta Jones are two sick individuals. I really don’t have anything else to say except ug.
The Looong Holiday Post
Well, it’s about the middle of January and I still haven’t written my tradditional holiday epic. It’s a doozer, like always. First, updates about stuff I mentioned before. Mr. Postman never brought that last parcel. Oh well, if all works out, Steve can ask them to resend it and we’ll be able to give it …
The Federal Government Wishes To Waste Our Money Fighting Court Rulings
How’d I know this was going to happen? Remember that whole federal government losing their suit over their inaccessible websites? Well, they’re appealing the ruling. Seriously, guys, why? It’s been shown that your sites don’t meet your own standards. Why spend more of our money fighting this? It would be cheaper just to comply and …
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