Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
>Yesterday the huppy’s mom called me up and asked me if I wanted to go to the Remembrance Day service. I hadn’t been to one in years, I don’t know why, so I said sure. Part of me wanted to see how the huppy would handle a 21-gun salute, although that same part of me …
Continue reading “>A Rather Unmemorable Remembrance Day Ceremony”
Meet Frederick Wilkes, a man who doesn’t want to be without his ricotta cheese. He, his wife, and a buddy of theirs were going to have lasagna. But when he opened the fridge and found there was only beans in a container that once held the beloved cheese, the blows began to rain down. He …
What a depressing start to the day. We’ve talked about several kids being tossed in the dryer. Now, a mom who was high on drugs put her ten-day-old baby in the washing machine with the dirty laundry and turned on the machine! It’s no surprise the baby’s dead. Oh this just makes me sad beyond …
Continue reading “Oh Maggie, Maggie May, They Should Have Taken You Away…”
Edit: It’s not Thunderbird’s scripts’ fault because a demo of JAWS 12 even crashes when I try and open the keyboard manager and it doesn’t know about those scripts. I’m so confused. Here’s a weird one, and I haven’t been able to find the answer anywhere, so hey, why not put it up here? Maybe …
Also got this from Amanda. Carlos Palomino is compiling a list of sorts of misconceptions he’s had to deal with to do with having a guide dog. Here’s the beginnings of it. I can’t believe that tons of people think they have to pick up the crap with their bare hands! Seriously? I always knew …
Thanks Amanda for this one. Anthony Washington just wasn’t getting into the playboy mansion. He should have realized that when security turned him away. But oh he was going to try again. So he climbed a tree…and fell to his death. It sounds like the branch he stood on just wasn’t strong enough to hold …
A little note to Walter Allen. Right out of the gate, the federal reserve doesn’t deal in cheques. So, using a fake one to buy 2 Bentleys is a bad idea. If you’re going to use a fake cheque, don’t use your real driver’s license. And while I’m at it, what the hell was a …
Note to Anne Semenovich: If you plan to kill your husband and then burn him in an incinerator, a. when asked what you need an industrial incinerator for, do not answer honestly. And b. When the incinerator fails to burn said husband’s body, don’t call the same repairmen who you told of your plans. Oh, …
Oh me oh my. What a story. Let’s just get to telling it. According to reports from flight staff on an airplane, Neil Prendeville, a popular radio personality, just unzipped his pants and started wackin’ it while sitting in his seat between two passengers. He apologized on air for the incident, claiming that he had …
*shiver*! If you need genetal surgery, make sure you get it from a doctor you trust. *shudder*. Otherwise you might end up like CAROLYN DeWaegeneire. She says that she went in to have a precancerous piece of skin removed from her vulva, but just before the anesthesia took her under, the doctor leaned close to …