It’s The Swiffer House-Defender!

I love stories like this where old people mop the floor with burglars. It’s extra awesome when they use a Swiffer and a dustbuster to do it. Phillip Graham was cleaning the floor when a dude waving something that looked like a pistol came into his house ordering him to the floor. Graham wasn’t havin’ …

What About The Woman On The Couch? Oh. She’s Part Of The Furniture

Eeewww. I don’t know how good I’d feel if I was one of the people viewing a house in Notting Hill where it was discovered that the owner of the house was lying dead on the couch while the tour was going on. At first the agent thought the lady was just sleeping, so saved …

Putting A Stop to Riches’ Poor Lawsuits

Remember when I hoped someone would do with Jonathan Lee Riches what was done with this vexatious litigator? Well, if this federal lawsuit goes through, it’s going to happen. They want to make it so Riches’ outgoing mail is either screened by a federal Bureau of Prisons employee or his suits are examined by a …

Three Strikes You’re Off To Jail

Tommy Ryser must have gone to the Leonard Scott and Erik Salmons school of don’t stop until you’re completely screwed. Why? Because he committed 3 DUI’s on the same night, and he got caught when he came back to collect the evidence of his first two. It started when he crashed his truck into a …

Are You The Kind Of Man Who Would Like Some Contact With A Big Scary Bubba?

Thanks Ann for pointing me at this one. When I first saw it, I was too angry to write about it. But seeing it a second time, I could form a thought or two. The thing that makes me the most angry about this story involving District Attorney Kenneth Kratz is that it’s looking like …

Donna Jodhan Wishes To See The Federal Government In Court

Well looky here, if it isn’t our old buddy Donna Jodhan, only this time, she’s in the news! She’s suing the government because apparently, she couldn’t apply for a job online without sighted help. You know what? I’d be right behind her, because often times, forms are not accessible, and even the people who want …

Braak Braak, We’ll All Be Dead, We’ll All Be Dead…

We were just talking about a guard bird in a pet store. Well, here’s one that was specially trained to be a lookout for cops by Colombian drug dealers, but this time, his warnings came too late. He’s apparently saying “run, run, you’re going to get caught!” in this video clip here. Are there any …

The Driver On The Bus Says "Go Ahead And Drive?"

Here’s something Patricia Cuda, a lady who’s been driving a school bus for nine years should have known. You don’t let a kid drive your bus, even if they ask you to. Simple as that. It doesn’t matter that one of the kids you let drive the bus was your own kid. Did they, and …