Acidface, I Got An Acidface, And It Is Bleeding Bleeding Bleeding Bloody Gone

Well it looks like the charges are starting to come down for Bethany Storro. They’re starting with theft. I’m sure there’ll be more. She seems like she really took advantage of folks, spending some of the money on bills for earlier laser facial peels, dinner for her parents, and clothes. The idea that she has …

A Name Does Not Indicate You’re A Man Of God

The story of Shelby Marwan Heggs wanting to change his name kind of reminds me of this old joke. I understand why a man with a name like Shelby would want to change it. Have you met any other male Shelbys? But why in hell would he want to change it to Saint Jody Almighty …

Unintentional Bee Beard

Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …

Making It Easy For Cops

If you’ve stolen a car, do you think it’s a good idea to drive around with your arm out the window with music pounding? Preston Renninger did, now he’s in jail. I guess it was partly bad timing. Police were taking a report of a stolen car from Sergio Vial. As they were putting the …

Cutting Remarks Should Not Lead To Being Cut

Is it me, or are people’s tempers getting shorter and shorter? I mean, we have the whole food feuds tag full of people snapping over various food items not being available. Now, we know that you shouldn’t tell Dallas Amber Smith that her feet smell, or she might stab you in the back. Seriously. It …

Wanna Influence Some More Ontario Disability-Related Legislation?

Last year, I mentioned the accessible built environment standard. Well, this year, it’s time to give comment on the integrated accessibility regulation. This is the employment, transportation and information and communications standards smushed together into one big fat ol’ standard. Read it and comment by October 16. If that comment link doesn’t work, there should …

It’s The Swiffer House-Defender!

I love stories like this where old people mop the floor with burglars. It’s extra awesome when they use a Swiffer and a dustbuster to do it. Phillip Graham was cleaning the floor when a dude waving something that looked like a pistol came into his house ordering him to the floor. Graham wasn’t havin’ …

What About The Woman On The Couch? Oh. She’s Part Of The Furniture

Eeewww. I don’t know how good I’d feel if I was one of the people viewing a house in Notting Hill where it was discovered that the owner of the house was lying dead on the couch while the tour was going on. At first the agent thought the lady was just sleeping, so saved …

Putting A Stop to Riches’ Poor Lawsuits

Remember when I hoped someone would do with Jonathan Lee Riches what was done with this vexatious litigator? Well, if this federal lawsuit goes through, it’s going to happen. They want to make it so Riches’ outgoing mail is either screened by a federal Bureau of Prisons employee or his suits are examined by a …