I think we have a ripoff artist in the making in our building. I came inside, and I heard a little kid say “Want to buy some candy?” I asked him what kind of candy, and he said that there were coffee candies and strawberry candies. I asked him how much, and he said $2. …
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Voulez-Vous M’aider Avec Megabus Ce Soir?
Here’s an odd blog post, but we like those. We’re trying to go to Barb’s house. We heard about this service called megabus.com that has cheap bus fares from Toronto to a few cities in Ontario, Quebec and the states, one of them being the city where Barb lives. So hey, we’re all down with …
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Spider 1, Humans 0
This sounds like something that should be in a cartoon. It all started when a woman asked her husband to kill a spider in her bathroom. He went in to get it, but it was out of reach. So, he sprayed it with an aerosol can. Then, he couldn’t see if it had worked, because …
Show Me Your Face And I’ll Show You The Money
If only all robbers were this easy to dissuade. If all you had to do was demand they take off their ski mask, foiling robbers would be a breeze! The thing is, it appears that Rashad D. Wilson had a gun. But still, after being asked twice to take off his mask, he just ran …
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The Lights Aren’t Only Out On The Pole
Here’s a little tip for Sherin Brown. If you’re going to make it look like you were crushed under a fallen light pole, make sure no surveillance cameras will catch you darting out of the way of the falling pole, then slipping under it. So whatever you had planned isn’t going to work so well.
Mmm, Heavenly Ash!
While I was out with my parents, mom saw a sign advertising an icecream store called Marble Slab Creamery. The first words out of her mouth were “Ya know, when I hear ‘marble slab’, the first thing I think is death!” And she’s right! If I didn’t know about the existence of this Marble Slab …
>Lose The Silicone, Get A Ringtone?
>Dr Hideto Tomabechi thinks he’s created the perfect way to enlarge women’s breasts. I think he’s full of shit. According to this story, he has gone on Discovery Channel with this breakthrough. He thinks by including a subliminal baby cry in a sound clip, and then having women play it, they will subconsciously go into …
It’s Never Good When Your Face Sizzles And Bubbles
Yeesh! This story of a woman throwing acid on a complete stranger sounds like something that’ll end up in some Snopes email. All Bethany Storro was doing was getting something out of the trunk of her car, when…she hears “Pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” and splash! She gets a face full of …
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>Yea, I Have Won, Yippee Hoo, Good Evening.
>If this goes to the blog, I think I have conquered the n86's email client.
The Number You Have Reached Is Not The Dealer.
We have another texted wrong number, this guy was looking for drugs and texted the sheriff instead of a dealer. If I were the dealer, I’d be changing my number. The funniest part is what happened when the sheriff sent a detective to meet with them for the deal. The detective found the teens…with their …
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