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And I thought handing over two pieces of ID while robbing a place and handing over a driver’s license while trying to cash a forged cheque were dumb. This guy was convinced to fill out an application for a bank loan! Mark Smith came in with a note, all ready to rob the bank. But …
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Does Tierra Aldridge think she lives in Nebraska, and it’s two years ago? Does she really think threatening to abandon her child at a police station will work? At first, when she walked in and asked if she could leave her child here if she didn’t want him anymore, they were going to get in …
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Usually, I hate ridiculous lawsuits, but I think I can get behind this Chinese woman’s lawsuit. She is suing a cinema for wasting her time with 20 minutes of commercials before a movie. Damn it, I now have a scene from The Simpsons episode called Jaws wired shut in my head. I can’t find a …
The one good thing I can say about Dustin Bentivegna is that he didn’t pull a John Orr. Who knows, perhaps he just didn’t pull a John Orr yet. I guess he was a volunteer firefighter who loooved his job. He loved it so much that he manufactured a few fake gas calls just to …
Hey Byron Nelson High School officials. There are other reasons why a person might have bloodshot, watery eyes. When you cry, your eyes can get like that. If your dad was fatally stabbed recently, wouldn’t you have been crying? So don’t assume that someone has been smoking marijuana because their eyes are bloodshot and watery …
It’s people like Timothy Coughlin who make me think we need a “you’re a dick” tag. He was convicted of DWI, and drove drunk to something to do with his DWI conviction. Ok, we’ve heard that before. But what he drove drunk to was a victim impact panel. He was trying to register, but a …
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Remember Flime? The restaurant asking for human flesh? Well, there is no Flime restaurant. It was all a publicity stunt by what looks like the German equivalent of Peta in both style and substance. They were trying to make people think about eating meat, and so talked about eating human meat just to watch the …
I think we have a ripoff artist in the making in our building. I came inside, and I heard a little kid say “Want to buy some candy?” I asked him what kind of candy, and he said that there were coffee candies and strawberry candies. I asked him how much, and he said $2. …
Here’s an odd blog post, but we like those. We’re trying to go to Barb’s house. We heard about this service called megabus.com that has cheap bus fares from Toronto to a few cities in Ontario, Quebec and the states, one of them being the city where Barb lives. So hey, we’re all down with …
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This sounds like something that should be in a cartoon. It all started when a woman asked her husband to kill a spider in her bathroom. He went in to get it, but it was out of reach. So, he sprayed it with an aerosol can. Then, he couldn’t see if it had worked, because …