I spend a lot of time yelling at people for not seeing jokes for what they are, jokes. But in the case of this supposed joke on a restaurant’s website, I cannot make the journey. A restaurant due to open soon in Berlin by the name of Flime has a strange request up on its …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Don’t Be So Silly!
This is another instance where I feel old. Old old old! Apparently, there’s something out there called a sillyband. I guess they’re cheap bracelets made of silicone that will go back to their original shape when taken off the wrist, er something, and kids like to wear them, trade them, doo all kinds of things …
Ask About Our Free Condomnental Breakfast
Eeewww! Just eeewww! Something tells me the Wyndham Gardens Hotel in Atlanta is going to have to keep really really clean after this story. According to the story, a grandmother had taken a couple of grandkids for a weekend of fun before they started school. They came back to the hotel and found that they …
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Well, He Found Some Ghosts…
Christopher Kaiser was with some other ghost hunters doing what ghost hunters do, duh, hunting for ghosts. They were on the hunt for a specific ghost train known to haunt some tracks at the place where it crashed back on August 27, 1891. Well, Kaiser may have found the ghosts, but not in the way …
Please Remove Your Caard…But Not With Scissors And Fists
So we have another Mark Britten, only this guy is Louis Dotti of Florida. The ATM ate his debit card. So, first he tried to get it back with scissors, how one does something like that, I don’t know. Then he started pounding on the machine with his fists, and caused $2000 in damage. How …
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One Expensive Barbecue
Hahahahhahaha! It’s a story like this that makes me giggle and giggle some more. Hahahahahahahehehehehohohoho! The story goes that Michael Wiles was drivin’ along on his motorbike, when he saw a barbecue grill on the side of the road. I guess he really thought he could use one of these, so he picked it up. …
You’re Playing With The Big Boys Now
Ryne Anderson is a special kind of dick who needs to pay for what he’s done, even if he’s only 18. People who already do the things he’s done are headed down a bad road…a road that his lawyer, DeWayne Johnston, is obviously quite a ways down. The story goes that Anderson was dating a …
NFB’s Database of Usable Consumer Electronics
How cool is this? Yup, there I go again with the how cool is this? But come on, how cool is this? The NFB is compiling a list of blind guy-accessible appliances. Do you know what this means? If you’re shopping for a new washer/dryer/dishwasher/other household gadget, but you don’t want to get stuck with …
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It’s more Trixter Goodness!
I had a few thoughts about Trix, so thought I’d write them down so when I do write about her, it’s not a giant monster of doom. I talked about being worried about the number of times Trix has needed her anal glands expressed. Well, a few days after that, the foot-chewing increased again. It …
Weird Fried Food
We always hear about the deep-fried things at Texas State Fair. Here are this year’s finalists in the Big Tex Choice fried food awards contest. Some of these don’t sound half bad. Some of them sound positively blech. Deep Fried S’mores Pop•Tart – Pop•Tart with a sensational chocolate, peanut butter, s’mores flavor is lightly battered …