Allow me to say this publically. Steve, you’re a jerk! Steve sends me a message entitled “Neat story.” He tells me I would really be interested in this, it’s good. I open it, and what do I see? Another story about a fucking bee beard! But this one wasn’t just a bee beard, it was …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
That Wasn’t My Kid Afterall
On its own, the story of a man picking up the wrong kindergartener isn’t that unusual, despite what you’d think reading the parents’ comments. It’s happened before. Guys have picked up the wrong kidlet, only to discover it’s not the right one when the kid says “This isn’t my house,” or the wife screams at …
Facebook Will Put A Frown On Your Face If Mom Friends You
This story of kids wanting to unfriend their parents on Facebook comes as no surprise to me. One of the things I hate about Facebook is the way everything intertwines. The last people I would want on Facebook, if I gave in to the dark side and joined that thing, are my parents. But the …
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It Sounds Like The Hospital From Hell
When you get to the hospital, you don’t expect to get more injuries inflicted on you. But that’s exactly what happened to Joseph Wheeler. He arrived at Prince George’s Hospital in Maryland after being in a car accident. When he woke up, he wanted some food. The nurse said he couldn’t get food because he …
The Interveiw
The shoe thief sent me this little cartoon they called “Interveiw”. Just imagine if your next job interview went like that. Somehow I think this guy will have a hard time filling the position.
I Killed That Bat Dead As A Doorframe
Hey there Cedric R. Newton. Here’s a tip. When dealing with small animals such as bats, a gun is not your most ideal weapon. Maybe try getting a sheet over it and then taking it outside. All you managed to do with your gun was shoot several holes in an adjoining townhouse. Oh, you did …
Smile For The Camera And Say "Guilty!"
The fates were conspiring against Glenn R. Lambright. He was going to get busted for stealing. He stole a family’s bag right when they were taking family photos, and he got caught in the shot. Good luck with convincing folks that you’re not guilty, especially since you told cops where you dumped the rest of …
Those Aren’t Yeast Infection Treatment Tablets!
Ok. First we had Nicholas my ass is an ATM Harris, and now we have Elizabeth my crotch is a pill-dispenser Progris. These two cases are so similar that I have to wonder if the two people knew each other. Before being booked, Progris told investigators she had nothing illegal or not allowed in jail …
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Zombies In The Mall? What’s The Crime?
I feel like I’m missing some details here. Did anyone see this zombi performance go on? The story goes that seven people obviously dressed up, and acting like, zombies, were walking through a Minneapolis mall. They were trying to protest mindless consumerism. At one point, police told them to keep their distance from everyone else …
I Think Her Mind Is On Another Planet
Eilish De Avalon has been watching too many science fiction movies. Did she seriously think that a cop, after asking her for her license, would accept her response of “Your laws and penalties don’t apply to me. I’m not accepting them, I’m sorry, I must go, thank you. I’m a being from another world and …