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Eddie M. Campbell has a strange idea of what constitutes a little fun on a Sunday morning. His idea of fun involves sitting on a park bench with an armless manequin. Oh yeah, and his shirt is off, his pants are down and he’s wackin’ it. Yup, just having a little fun. Well, at least …
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Can you imagine being on this JetBlue flight? You arrive at JFK, and then a flight attendant goes positively lulu! Well, can you find a better way to sum up this chain of events? JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh had taxied to a stop at Terminal 5, Gate C around noon Monday when flight attendant …
This story of strippers fighting back after being badgered by church members sounds like the most awesome story ever. Apparently, for a long time, Pastor Bill Dunfee and some congregants used to go down to the strip-club after church, stand in the way of people coming and going, bark things at them with bullhorns and …
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Look, James Blair Lackey, if you’re going to send a big ol’ cellphone picture of your nether regions to someone, check the damn number, would ya? If you don’t, and the number’s wrong, you’ve got yourself an offended woman and some obscenity charges. And this is a message to everyone. If you’re going to send …
Jen told me about this one. Here’s a sad note. If anyone gave money to a charity known as “Change for a Cure”, and it sounds like a lot of people did, you just pissed it down a hole. The charity’s founder, Ashley Kirilow, is obviously severely messed up. She told everybody she had cancer, …
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I have so many questions about this little excerpt from a police blotter. At 12:32 p.m., a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno had beaten up the caller’s son and might have killed him. Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the …
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Mor UK crap. Just great. A while back, we heard about a story about itcy bitcy wading pools needing life guards and insurance. Now, if you set up a paddling pool in a park, even if you supervise the kids playing in it, it’s not safe enough, and it will have to go. Some parents …
Eeewww eeewww eeewww! Ok, now that I have that out of the way, I can tell the story. Michael Wayne Edwards is a sick and twisted man. He apparently stood behind a woman in a supermarket line, staring at her. Then, he followed her out of the store and sprayed human semen from a plastic …
If you’re going to deal drugs and rob people, it’s a good idea not to have a giant, easily identifiable tattoo on your face, wouldn’t ya say there, Donald Shaun Black? A tattoo rooting for the Tar Heels is going to be pretty memorable, and it was, and helped get you and your spitting, cursing …
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>Here’s a new excuse to give to police when you’re caught burglarizing the same house you burglarized last year. I was just leaving a thank you note. I just got out of jail. And sir, what about these open drawers and this jewellery you had gathered up near this here crack pipe? Um, erm, well …