>Behind Every Fruity Vodka, There’s A Fruity Man?

>I really wish I had the shooter’s name for this story, because everyone needs to know that if they find themselves at a party with this fellow, they shouldn’t, under any circumstances, make fun of his sexuality. If they do, he will turn into a gun-wielding maniac. This guy came to a party uninvited, which …

Shake Off The Blinders, Look At Your City

So, Niagara has launched a tourism ad campaign called “Shake Off the City” encouraging Torontonians to come to Niagara to get away from the hustle and bustle that is Toronto, and this has caused a few Torontonians to cry like babies. They say it unfairly portrays Toronto as an urban jungle. Um, have they forgotten …

They Got The Baby Back!

This is the greatest news I’ve gotten all day. the blind couple got their baby back! Jump, jump, jump! Infant is returned to blind couple after state places her in protective custodyBy LEE HILL KAVANAUGH The Kansas City Star | Fifty-seven days after she was born, Mikaela Sinnett was home for the first time Tuesday …

Stunning Police Work

I think officers in Avon and Somerset need a little retraining on how to use a stun gun if it went off accidentally, and a little retraining on not being total assholes if they did it on purpose. Either way, somebody needs a brush-up. The story goes that Peter Cox was driving to a friend’s …

United Breaks Careers

Back a while ago, we talked about Dave Caroll’s United Breaks Guitars song, and song 2. Somehow we missed song 3 coming out. It came out in March of this year. Well, better late than never, here’s song 3. It’s a good song, but it isn’t crawling into my head like the other two. Maybe …

Observations From The Train

We took a train yesterday to meet some of Steve’s family at a spot half-way between us and them. We got to the station really early, partly because we took the bus there and buses only run every half-hour, and partly because the train got delayed. Here were some of the things we saw or …

If Ya Can’t Hug ‘Em, Slug ‘Em!

It doesn’t take much to get Dominique J. Conway mad. It also doesn’t take much to get him drunk either. A blood alcohol level of 0.086 was enough to turn him into a drunken fool? Seriously? I guess he was feeling friendly, so approached a random man and tried to hug him. He was pushed …