Eeewww! Just, eeewww! I guess Justin Novack was living on his own, and his mom came over. She said the bathroom hadn’t been cleaned in two months, so she cleaned it for him…with his toothbrush! Then she put his toothbrush back in the holder. He found feces on it, and that’s when he called police. …
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Commercials That Drive Us Crazy In Jays Games
In our last ad roundup, I mentioned wishing I had audio for a couple of ads. Well, I’ve made my own audio, courtesy of a Victor Reader Stream and a TV. Apologies if the audio is a little loud. If I didn’t get close, it would be too quiet. So, here are the two Super …
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Flash!
Attention everyone who likes to send nude pictures of themselves to their significant other’s cellphone: Before you fire up the ol’ camera, ask yourself one question. Does your significant other share their cellphone with someone else? If so, you might want to think twice about sending them that nude pic. I’m sure one man is …
Liar Liar, Pants Pocket On Fire
Remember that story about that guy with the prosthetic leg who said his friends set him on fire for losing a bet? Well, it didn’t go down that way. This story makes a lot more sense, even though it’s just as stupid. The man with the burning leg is now known as Randy Malone. The …
Send In The Clowns
Listen, Dennis Hawkins, a disguise is supposed to help you blend in. Thus, I don’t think an outfit composed of clown pants, a blond wig and fake boobs under a sweater is the way to go. It’s also not good to walk around in said outfit asking for rides after the dye pack from the …
I Was Hoping Her Lawsuit Would Fall On Deaf Ears
Jean Barnard sounds like quite the prize. She apparently planned to go on a giant tour of Australia, but that was all cut short when a child screamed in her ear on a plane, bursting her eardrums, rendering her stone cold deaf. So…she’s suing, but not the one you’d think she would. She decided to …
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I Came Upon A Roadkill Beer?
Ug. Would you drink beer served up in a taxidermied up squirrel or stoat? No, they’re not killing the fuzzy things just to use as beer bottles. They were roadkill anyway. If you have that kind of money to throw away, you can knock yourself out, and Brewdog will happily take your 500-700 pounds. *Shiver*.
The Key Is…To Not Forget Your Keys!
Laura Jane Murray should have stopped at robbing two banks. Then, she might have been in the clear. But oh no, she had to rob a third one, and that’s when she locked herself out of her own getaway vehicle. She robbed the bank, ran out to her getaway car, and….crap! Her keys were inside! …
Smile! You’re Getting A Mug Shot
If you’re stealing security equipment from a store, you would think they would have security equipment that would capture your theft attempts. That would be a safe assumption, now wouldn’t it, Terrance Mitchell? I thought so.
You Have Reached Your Destination…Jail!
Ha ha ha ha ha. This is just awesome. I think this is a message from above that Horatio Toure should stop pickpocketing. He stole the wrong item. I guess he was walking along, and saw a woman’s iPhone. He felt he must have it immediately, so snatched it and ran off. Little did he …