An unnamed fellow on a RyanAir flight from Poland to the UK must be feeling like a pretty big loser right about now. He had a scratch ticket with him, scratched it off, and discovered he had won 10000 euros! But when the cabin crew said they couldn’t give him the dough right this instant, …
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More Sick Parents
This is just sick. I saw this yesterday and couldn’t find the words. I’m not sure I’ve found them yet, but I’ll try. Sandra and James Davis bought a used Dodge Caravan, but worked out a disturbing deal with the manager of the used car lot. Instead of paying him, they would make their 14-year-old …
The Muzak Is Driving Them Crazy
Wow. This is proof that a lot of people hate muzak as much as we do. Customers and office workers alike at Oregon’s DMV offices have complained about the muzak, and have been begging them to turn it off. Because the budget is tight, the administration has agreed to do it, at least at 13 …
Judge Says "Take It Down, No Joke."
This frightens me. I would have an even clearer idea of how much it frightens me if the article was still up for people to see, but it still frightens me considering how many times I have screamed “It’s a joke! J o k e!” over the past couple of years. There is a satirical …
Daycare Fail
I feel sorry for this kid’s father in this situation. Mercedes Sanderson thought a good option for her eight-month-old baby was to just leave him in his crib for 8 hours while she went off to her job. A social worker made a surprise visit and found him. Now the kid is in foster care. …
The Way Too Mobile Mobile Home
We’ve started noticing big, seemingly impossible-to-steal objects getting stolen, like railway bridges, beaches and rollercoasters. Now add a mobile home to the list. Those are some bold thieves, just pulling up with a tow truck and hauling the trailer away. The rightful owners haven’t seen it in weeks, and doubt they’ll find it. It’s a …
Here Comes The Bride…At You With Her Car!
Ooo! a disastrous wedding! Haven’t had one of those in a while. Marissa Putignano-Keene and Timothy Keene sound like quite the pair. Perhaps they’re a perfect match for each other. Too bad they had to spend the first night of their honeymoon in jail. I had two thoughts. Don’t mess with the bride. She tried …
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Well…That Crime Spree Was Short
Hey Andrew Bawden, if you ever manage to get out of jail again, I have two tips for ya. Don’t start burglarizing an hour after being bailed out, and put your charge sheet and interrogation DVD in a place where they can’t fall out at various crime scenes. Thanks to those two big clues you …
The Smallest Wedding Crasher
Now there’s a wedding to remember. Jamie and Mark Phillips knew they were going to have a baby, so they wanted to be married before the baby was born. The baby had other plans. As Jamie walked down the aisle, she started to feel contractions, and when sitting down to dinner, her water broke. Everybody …
What’s The Lesson At School?
Would ya look at that? I have another parade of school tools to talk about. I should not have three more already. Yup, count ’em, 3! Our first victim of ass-backwards administration is Rachel Greer. she was in a locker room when her friend offered her an aderall pill and put it in her hand. …