It’s obvious what was ruling Robert J. Kiesel when he had this car accident. Booze! I mean look at him. While drunk, he crashed his car into a liquor truck which was parked outside a wine store. Dude, you don’t need any more booze, I think you’ve had enough. Thanks for the story, Ann.
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
One Step Closer To Eyeballs In A Box!
My N86 is here my N86 is here my N86 is here! Now…the learning begins. First, I couldn’t figure out how the hell to get the battery in. Luckily Steve’s sister was generous enough to help me put it in. I feel relieved that even she, phone expert extraordinaire, had to consult the manual, at …
Mr. Safety’s Pint Glass
My first reaction to this story was “Oh no, here goes the UK again.” Then I softened a bit, and then one line stood out for me. So the story is that the UK has developed a safer beer glass. Safer? Well, more shatter-proof. Ok, I can deal with that. People like to smash beer …
She Wasn’t Shooting Blanks, But He Will Be…
There is some weirdness in this story that makes me wonder what really happened, but if it went down how the guy says it did, he deserved what he got. An unnamed 21-year-old man said he thought it would be funny to pretend to rob his mom when she was coming home from shopping. He …
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Too Much Evil At Once
I don’t know what it is about the news right now, but I saw 3 particularly evil stories all in one day. It needs to stop. First up, we have the story of Ali Kimia, a man with the words “Why try” tattooed on his head. He sure did try…to kill the man he carjacked. …
Commuting Is Harder Than It Ever Was, I Can’t Get Out On Holidays, Cause I Take The Bus
Here’s a puzzler for ya. Guelph is cutting back, so it is not running its buses on holidays at all. They used to run on reduced hours, but they still ran. But this new change mildly pisses me off because the city puts on events on holidays and invites everyone to come out. And how …
The Disservice Chihuahua Case Is Dismissed
I saw this story, and, at the time, just went “ug!” I didn’t have the energy to post it, who knows why. Well, I’m going to now. Alex Allarie is the kind of person who makes me sick. He claims his chihuahua is a service animal, but he apparently let it sniff around food on …
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It’s Neither Smart, Nor Bacon
I’m glad I’d eaten a little while before reading about this attrocity masquerading as bacon. They call it “smart bacon.” There is nothing in it that resembles bacon. It is bacon for vegetarians/vegans. Just read this list of ingredients and tell me you do not want to hurl. Water, soy protein isolate, wheat gluten, soybean …
He Was Acting Like A Dog, He’s Where He Belongs
Oh my my my. That’s quite the arrest report on now ex-sheriff’s deputy Samuel Bledsoe. Something tells me he won’t have any luck getting his job back. I guess he was driving somewhere with his father-in-law, and they decided to have some drinks. Obviously both he and his father in law had too much, judging …
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What A Way To Say Happy Valentine’s Day
Here’s a little tip for Torontonians. If you decide to go eat at Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, for god’s sake, don’t use the unisex bathrooms. For sure, don’t use them Valentine’s Day weekend. Why? Because the restaurant’s co-owner is encouraging people to have sex in there. Apparently, people have done it before, so they thought they’d …