Does The B In Your Name Stand For Bubble?

I got an email from the CNIB begging me to join their “Right to Read” campaign. But they really need to change the campaign’s name to be more honest. It’s the “Save the CNIB library” campaign. That’s what it is, and all it is. First, let me say that I do appreciate the CNIB library. …

That’s An Expensive Joke

How is setting a PlayStation in a drive-through a joke? Did I miss the memmo? A woman reported that she, her husband and a friend were in the drive-through when the friend requested some ice tea. When told she wasn’t getting the tea, the friend put the victim’s PS3 and nine games on the ground …

Akron Shitty Center

I would hate to be Shawn Pouliot right now. But if the story went the way he says it does, I hope he wins the lawsuit. According to him, he went to a downtown Akron hotel, the Akron City Centre Hotel, one night, and had an unfortunate accident where his colostomy pouch broke, spreading its …

We Didn’t Have The Whole Picture

When I talked about the case of Billy Miller, I said there has to be more to the story somewhere. Well, here she be. The army says the pictures of the little girl weren’t the pictures that provoked the investigation, and he had other adult porn, which is against the rules. But I still don’t …

Adam Growe Was Fun, But I Didn’t Win Any Money

On Saturday, Steve, the shoe thief, another friend and I went to see Adam Growe, the guy who is the host of the Canadian version of Cash Cab. He was atthe River Run Centre. The way it was described sounded super weird. He was going to do a little one-man play, and then some kind …

The Jewellery Is Brighter Than They Are

Was this the first burglary for these four dimwits? How else do you explain how they failed to do what they were supposed to? First, the lookout guy failed to deactivate the alarm at the jewellery store. So while the two men inside were taking stuff, police were on their way. When they arrived, they …

More Ways For Canadians To Donate To The Haiti Relief Effort

Yesterday I said I needed to find more ways for Canadians to donate. Well, CBC has just made that way easier. There are a whole heap of ways listed on that site for you to donate to your organization of choice in the method of your choice. So if you feel the need, there it …