Ok, this is a call for help from any music buffs. Help us identify this song. It’s a midi file in that Uno game that likes to kick our asses. We hum it all the time, but would like to know what the hell it’s called! I think, maybe it’s by Handel but I’m not …
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He Wanted To Warm Up, Now He Needs To Cool Down!
I want to post this, but I can’t find the words. The only words that come to me are ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Well, you read this and see if you can do better. I’m sure that crew guy will feel guilty for the rest of forever…and he’ll always remember to …
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She’s Going To Have A Few More Bad Days…
Well, it looks like they found the McDonald’s-smasher-upper, and she has a name, that being Alesha McMullen. She’s quite the woman. She smashed up the restaurant because she had a bad day, and when they found her, she was hiding in a closet. And she’s 19? That sounds like the behaviour of a little kid. …
We *Are* The Beaver
Well shit, this story has put this song in my head. Ok, there’s an old magazine all about Canadian history. It is called “The Beaver.” Why? Because goddamn it, or maybe goddam it, the beaver is our national symbol. But now they’re thinking of changing the magazine’s name. What bugs me about this story is …
You May Be Slippery, But You Still Got Caught
Yuck! Can you imagine serving drinks, and then suddenly noticing that one of the patrons was staring at you while playing with himself? When you call police and they come, he runs off, leaving his tub of Vaseline at the scene. Then, he comes back a couple of days later, and he must have found …
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More Bad Ads
Here we go with a few commercials that have caught our attention. While I was at home, I happened to walk by the TV, which is near the table where we eat. As I did, I heard something to the effect of “You’re in a tropical paradise…when it hits you. The gut-wrenching panic of traveller’s …
Back To Square 1 With T9?
I’m a big ol’ chicken, and haven’t started the process for the N86 yet. Soon, soon, soon! But one thing I’m trying to figure out is how in hell I’m going to copy over my T9 dictionary from my old phone to my new one. I have put a lot of words in it. I …
If You’re Angry And You Know It, Wave Your Gun
I used to get pissed off at Stupidhead and company for thumpa thumpa slamming their way into her apartment at all hours of the day and night, but never would I have thought of waving a gun at them for it. If I had, they probably would have waved one of their own at me, …
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Don’t Make Me Turn This Car Around…And Drive It To The Police Station
Here’s a lesson a couple of 9-year-olds won’t forget. They didn’t like how their dad was singing in the car, so they started pulling his hair and punching his neck. So…he drove into the police station and had an officer tell them why they shouldn’t distract a driver. Great stuff. This reminds me of an …
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Wayfinder Access Lost Its Way
Remember back when I was debating Wayfinder Access vs Mobile Geo? Well, Wayfinder Access is no more. Boohoo, boohoohoohoohoo. It appears that Wayfinder Access is being bought, and shut down. There are some licenses left, and they *say* they will continue to receive support, so if you were sitting on the fense and think you …