Another one that I would have bet money was already here since it’s come through my mail so many times. Bill had worked in a pickle factory for many years. One night, he confessed to his wife that for a while he had had a very strong urge to stick his penis into the pickle …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I Wonder If I Could Get Away With This
This is a really funny story that had better be true. If I find out that the New York Times got hoaxed back in 1908 it’s totally going to ruin my day. @weratedogs An absolute legend. 14/10 #weratedogs @ahistoryofdogs ♬ original sound – weratedogs “Dog a Fake Hero: Pushes Children into the Seine to Rescue …
Who Are These People Dipping French Fries In Milkshakes?
This is another one of those times when I’m completely out to lunch, so to speak. The Surprising Science Behind Why People Dip Fries in Milkshakes People do that? Like actual, honest to god people in the wild? I mean I’m sure somebody does because there are 8 billion people in the world and there’s …
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1380 CKPC Has Shut Down
The writing had been on the wall for quite a while especially once Evanov signalled that they had totally given up on the thing by dumping a religious format there and moving the country station to FM, but I was still a little surprised when I read that Brantford’s 1380 CKPC had shut down as …
Best News Bloopers July, 2023
Am I the only one who finds the sound of baby goats to be creepy as hell?
You Are Rainbows? That Ain’t Cool. Watch Us Ban You From The School
Administrators at an elementary school in Waukesha, Wisconsin, banned this nice song about living in a happy world where it’s ok to love everyone and to be who you are from being performed by first graders during a concert because rainbows are gay or some shit. Absolute moron James Sebert, who also serves as the …
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Sleep, Drink, Sleep Again
As far as I know, I have no plans to visit Japan anytime soon. But if that changes, I know exactly where I’m staying regardless of which part of the country I’m supposed to be in. Located in Shizuoka City, The Villa & Barrel Lounge just opened up this summer. The company behind it, though, …
Mister Chicken Is the Best, Most Annoying Thing
A while back, one of the nephews somehow came into a bit of his own money and decided he was going to buy himself a present. That present was a fair-sized and very loud rubber chicken from Canadian Tire. He named it Squawky, which no one who met him would argue was not a good …
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And A One! And A Two! And A Ohmygod Watch Out For That Truck!
I may be wrong, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that the folks who decided that what the world could really use right now is a Karaoke machine for the car have never, at any point in any of their lives, spent a single moment trapped in an enclosed space with another human …
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The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2023, So They Say
Maybe it’s today’s extra screwy sleep schedule (Carin had to be up at 2 in the morning which meant I did too), but I can’t say I enjoyed this round all that much. My highlight is the two anchors short circuiting while trying to get through the storm report, but your mileage may vary. I …
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