Plumbing Issue…Exhibition…This Post May Not Need Me

“What kind of creep has cameras in his bedroom,” this guy probably asked? Guelph police said a man went to a house to repair a plumbing issue in the Exhibition Park area on April 7. Once inside the home, they said the maintenance worker looked in the fridge before going into the homeowner’s bedroom. Then, …

My Husband Loves His Family, Because He Is A Weird, Broken Person

I don’t spend a lot of time reading advice columns anymore, but now and then I’ll see a headline that catches my eye and I’ll check it out. Such was the case with “My husband has no ‘bros.’ Should I be worried?”, and I’m not sure whether or not I’m glad I did. In a …

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers Song, Basically

Red Hot Chili Peppers has always been one of those bands that I can take or leave. They have a couple songs I like (Soul To Squeeze, Under the Bridge, My Friends), and everything else ranges from meh it’s fine to it’s not fine but I’m not close enough to change it so whatever. Because …

The Bank Where People Make UP The Difference

If you work in marketing for a bank and you often find yourself frustratedly wondering why it is that no matter how many humourous, tug at the heartstrings campaigns you launch into the world nobody fuckin’ likes your employer even the slightest little bit, this is why. Louis Kavaratzis says his retirement plans are ruined …

I’m Makin’ A Move, But Not A Very Long One

Other than the running and the paperwork, this sounds like a pretty easy night on the job. Officers responded to a Walmart in Knoxville around 9 p.m. Saturday and found Donald Kirkland in possession of stolen items, the report stated. Police said Kirkland ran from the officers but was eventually taken into custody. Kirkland told …

With Your Head That High In The Clouds, Maybe You’ll See Him Coming Down

No matter how smart and aware you are, you can get scammed. We have people in our family cleaning up after some bank fraud right now. Scam busting people have been tricked. Things happen. Sometimes rather sophisticated things. And then there’s this. The pair started corresponding through Instagram on June 28, and the scammer claimed …

It’s Way Better Than Working. It’s A Train Crash!

Something tells me that every night for these two might be a slow one. In an effort to make sure that they would have a slow night on the job at Wendy’s, Ryan Boria and Amy Schaner hatched themselves one heckuva plan. According to police, the logic went that if the two could find a …

Menus4All, A Potential Solution To the Blind Guy With A Print Menu In A Restaurant Problem

A bit late to the party on this one, but better late than never. One of the worst parts of going to a restaurant as a blind person is the menu, for obvious reasons. In my experience the staff are generally pretty cool about going through things with you, but why should they have to? …