Pop Quiz! Who Said The Stupid Thing: Rob Ford Or Mayor Quimby

Michelle sent me another great Rob Ford link. I hope you’ve got your thinking caps on for this one. Since entering public service as a city councilor in 2000, Ford has been known for his odd and improper public behavior and comments, a habit that only got worse after he was elected mayor in 2010. …

Rob Ford: So Much More Than Just An Admited Crack Smoker

So Rob Ford, after lying for as long as possible like he always does, admitted today that yes, he has indeed smoked crack. Naturally this has Twitter going insane, and it’s starting to confuse the Americans. A while ago I sent out a tweet asking CFRB to please stop calling it “shocking” that Rob Ford …

He’d Have Fought The Charges, But He Ran Out Of Things To Leave In The Places Where The Money Would Come From

More robbers than you’d think have made the mistake of filling out an application at a place they’ve held up, and plenty of them have written holdup notes on papers that have their names and addresses on them. But then there’s Troy F. Mitchell, who pulled off the rare feat of doing both in the …

I Thought You Said You Wanted To See Some I.D.I.C.K.

Sometimes I worry that there’s going to come a time when the weird news stories are going to get so over the top that we’ll run out of things to post because we’ll have literally seen everything and won’t be phased by anything anyone throws at us. But then I get completely hung up on …

We’ve Lived In Kitchener For A year. Oh, And Metropolitan Movers Is Still Amazingly Terrible

Today marks a year since Carin and I moved to Kitchener from guelph. I’m not sure where all that time went, but here we are. We’re doing well and really starting to like it here. We’re constantly learning more and more useful things about how to get around these 3 cities that somebody decided should …

Welcome To Brown Water Park

It looks as though another fellow has joined Luke Chrisco and Gary Moody in the caught covered in crap club. But at least Kenneth Webster Enlow tried to learn from the mistakes of those who had come before, offering up a much more creative explanation than I dropped something for why he was looking up …

United Breaks Hygiene

If just one airline is going to forget to bring toilet paper along on a 10-hour flight, you just know that that airline is gonna be United. That’s pretty gross and terrible, you’re saying. I wonder how those poor people managed all that time without proper shit tickets. Well, the United crew, helpful and resourceful …