I was starting to worry that I had run out of good misheard lyrics stories, especially now that I don’t listen to a lot of music with dad anymore. But that fear, apparently, was misplaced. I have tears in my eyes right now as I hear from my brother about a conversation he had yesterday. …
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Dirty Deeds Done With…Trees?
Music used in this mashup: Brenda Lee – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree AC/DC – Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap As if you need me to say anything else.
In Other Burrito News…
While writing up that last post, I decided to run a search for “burrito” in the big archive O stuff that Carin and I affectionately call Mini Google just to see if I was hanging on to anything that might be helpful. I wasn’t, but I did find a couple of things from earlier this …
Would You Like Community Service With That?
Barb sent this along, saying that it was a food feud sentence she could get behind. I agree. You obviously can’t do things like this in every case, but since no one appears to have been seriously hurt, this is as good a time as any to give it a go. Woman who threw hot …
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Zombie Claus
Here we are, a week into December, and somehow I’m not totally sick of Christmas music yet. Usually the world has that taken care of by Halloween, but I suppose being laid low for a decent bit of November by all the crud going around and a Covid shot might have its advantages after all. …
The News Blooper Videos For October And November
With all those hot lovers, no wonder the news is on Tinder now. And I wonder how that air fried turkey turned out. Is everyone ok? And here, because I didn’t get around to posting it at the time, is the video for October. I’ll warn you though: It’s the first time I ever watched …
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This Is The Schlong…
I think it’s kind of weird that people feel the need to fill their homes with surveillance cameras that are constantly monitoring everything they do and potentially sharing it with the whole world because the security on those things can be pretty damn bad, but maybe it’s all worth it if you can catch one …
Clean Up Your Act, You Two
As a blind person living in a big apartment building, I sort of understand this. Only difference between him and I is that he’s calling just because his clothes were removed and I’d be calling to self-report the beating that I could not guarantee I would be able to refrain from giving to the person …
What Are You Doing, You Fuels! That’s Not A Safeway To Carry That!
Even after all these years, there are still times when I think to myself that if I see anything dumber than this today, I’ll be surprised. This is one of them. A man in Phoenix, Arizona, was taken to the hospital with serious burns after being found near a car that was also on fire. …
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Your Home Is Not Your Home
Whenever we’ve flirted with the idea of buying a house or hear that someone we know is doing it, one thought always crosses my mind. I sure hope it doesn’t come with a homeowners association. Those things suck shit and should probably be illegal. I don’t think I’ve heard a single positive story about one …