Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Oh look, another business has borrowed our old Sofa King idea. but rather than selling furniture, they’ve decided to go with hamburgers …for some reason. Red Bank Mayor John Roberts, named to that position only a week ago, did not give Sofa King Juicy Burgers another thought, until a Sunday editorial in the Chattanooga Times …
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To the list of those with a Black Friday riot video compilation we can now add Canoe. Some of these you may have already seen if you’ve been following along, but there’s some new stuff, like a couple of stampedes at Victoria’s Secret. Psssst, I know what the secret is, Victoria. Your customers are retarded. …
From a Sears in San Antonio, Texas comes this tale of line cutting, punches and firearms. In related news, people still shop at Sears. Who knew? Sgt. Rob Carey said that a man was trying to cut his way to the front of the line, which didn’t sit well with his fellow shoppers, according to …
As if we needed it, here’s proof positive that Black Friday shoppers are idiots. An unidentified man in a Sacramento K-Mart line threatened to get all stabby on people for some reason, and the crowd just laughed at him. You know, because that’s the proper response when a strange man says such things in a …
This won’t do me any good, but since a lot of you really like pictures, here’s a little something they’re calling Black Friday In 41 Absolutely Horrifying Photos. Whoever did this wrote just enough to make it into something I really wish I could look at. If any of the good describers around here want …
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51 is the number of inches the TV that Anthony Perry managed to lug home from a Black Friday sale is in size. 2 is the age of the child he abandoned in a car while he was busy doing that. Police, alerted by store security, found the boy asleep in the vehicle in a …
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A website called Strange Beaver is also gathering Black Friday videos. I wish my blind self could access the videos, because I’d really like to see the Play-Doh Pillage. I think that blows towels out of the water. In other news, I’ve made the beginnings of a Black Friday category. I’m sure Carin and her …
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Gawker has compiled some more riot videos. Interestingly, every single one of them was shot at a Walmart. I don’t know if this is a post that will stand on its own or if they’re updating it as the day goes bye, but there’s enough here to keep you going for a while. People are …
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This is video from a Walmart (surprise surprise) in a place called Moultrie, Georgia. It shows “people” (that’s in quotes for a reason) battling it out over…something or other. Somebody in the comments over on Fark says it looks like gaming systems, but honestly, does it really matter?
I hate Black Friday. I really do. I mean I like good deals on shit I don’t need or that I’m going to give to somebody who doesn’t need it either as much as anybody, but when the simple act of bargain shopping degenerates into danger, injury and death with the approval and encouragement of …
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