I’m not sure if there’s 1 show left or if it’s 2, but either way, the pay-per-view prediction game is quickly reaching its end. When last I updated, I had 42 points. There were 5 matches counted for this past Sunday’s Fatal Four Way show (you gotta love it when the company can’t be bothered …
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John McDonald’s Amazing Father’s Day Moment
John McDonald is probably my favourite Blue Jay. He doesn’t get to play much, but when he does it’s always a treat to watch him. He’s not really known for his hitting, but as a big play making shortstop he’s one of the best in the game. Johnny Mac lost his father Jack to liver …
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The Following Post Is Brought To You By An Absolutely Extremist Whiney Baby…And The Government Of Canada
Well gees Louise, what do you know? Because I happen to bein favour of equal access to information and so don’t particularly care for the Conservative government’s new copyright bill,that makes mean “absolutist” and a “radical extremist” in the eyes of Heritage Minister James Moore.Thanks, Jim. He made the remarks during a speech at an …
Shakin’ All Over
So I’m sitting here looking for food fights and dick jokes to post when suddenly… Shake shake shake. “What the hell? Why am I trembling? Do I have the shakes,” I think to myself. “No, don’t be stupid. Wobble wobble wobble. “Well then if I don’t have the shakes, what the fuck is wrong with …
I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Severed Jugular
It’s amazing how many of the food fight stories we post involve family members…hey look,here’s another one! An unidentified 21-year-old man recently called police to report that his 17-year-old sister had tried to cut his neck with the sharp edge of a barbecue spatula. Why? Because they got into an argument and shoving match over …
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This Is Why We Have An Irony Tag
St. Petersburg, Florida – Starting January 1st, manufacturers are required to sell fire-safe cigarettes in Florida. But many smokers don’t like the cigarettes, which burn out when left unattended. “90 percent of the people in this store don’t like them,” said Phil Kassis, owner of PK’s Food Store on Haines Road North in St. Petersburg. …
I Hate To Say I Hate Ray Stevens, But Right Now I Almost Hate Ray Stevens
Good God, Ray Stevens’ Caribou Barbie Sarah Palin tribute song is so bad it makes the one that Hank Williams Jr. did sound almost good. This thing is seriously so fucking atrocious that I can’t even believe I’m wasting my own bandwidth on it, and I’m the same guy who uploaded that wretched version of …
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One Of The Many Reasons Why Jim Ross Is Awesome
If you’re a wrestling fan and you’ve never checked out Jim ross’sblog,you should. He still works for WWE though not in the announce booth where he should be, in my opinion, but working there doesn’t keep him from being honest. Sometimes you have to read between the lines to figure out what he’s going for …
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The Trews – Highway Of Heroes
I just heard this song on the radio for the first time and had to find out more about it. It’s the best new song to come along in a while by a pretty wide margin, and on top of that, a good deal of the money it makes is going to a good cause. …
I’m Not Making My Own Lunch, But I Will Make Some Trouble For Both Of Us
26-Year-old Jason Matthew Werryis most definitely one person I’m totally not telling to back off and get his own sandwich. His father tried that once, and here’s the police account of how it worked out for him. Jason Werry hurled a candleholder at his father, hitting him in the head. Jay Werry, who has a …
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