Remember When Watching The Leafs Was Still Kind Of Fun?

The Leafs are playing (or at least what hpasses for playing nowadays) this evening and it’s probably going to go the way pretty much everything has gone this season, which means a lot of us are going to need a good cry at the end of the night. So to try to soften the blow …

Feeding The Meter

This is a story from a few months back, but still, what a glorious way to kick off 2010’s humpings! For Adam Michael Kelly, celebrating the end of his football league season by getting right wasted with his teammates just wasn’t enough. He needed more, he needed some love. So the 25-year-old went out looking …

Ready Or Not, Here Comes A Mildly Offensive Joke

A very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor. While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind …

That Guy Needs A Huggins

Lawyer arraigned on charges of hugging female colleague I’m not here to talk about the story itself, all I care about is who wrote it. So who wrote it, you ask. That would be J.J. Huggins. Come on, tell me that’s not funny. but just in case you do care about the actual article, here’s …

Every Girl’s Crazy ‘Bout A Cross Dressed Man

Not entirely sure what the thought process washere or how he thought he was going to make a clean getaway looking like that, but I’m not going to spend a lot of time wondering about it because amazingly, the cunning plan failed. A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a …

Whatever Generation She’s Talking About, I Here And Now Disown It

Who did the who piss off to deserve this?Hilary Duff – My Generation. This is even worse than that timeLimp Bizkit covered Behind Blue eyes.Much, much worse. It sounds like the kind of thing the credits to a Disney movie would role over top of which I suppose would be amusing if it was done …

How’d That Happen

It’s hard to resist posting easy, childish stuff like this sometimes.Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the diet programme. The Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities …

Damn Back Seat Drivers

Bad idea: Running a red light while a cop is sitting right behind you.Worse idea: Running a red light with a cop sitting behind you while you’re driving without a license because it was taken away from you due to your poor driving history.Worsest idea:Figuring you’ll get out of it by hiding in the back …