>Check In Every 5000 Miles Or You, Whichever Comes First

>Once you turn 18,, a whole lot of things become legal for you. You can vote, you can join the army, in some places you can even drink. But somebody should have explained to John Hudson that no matter how old you are, the law still frowns uponslipping on some women’s clothing, gathering up a …

I’m Ready For My Close-up

Ewan Brandneeds to decide if he’d rather be a model or a flasher, because trying to be both at once seems to have landed him in quite a pickle. Fiscal depute Janine Bates said: “One of the girls was hoping to do a photography course. “As part of the entrance requirements she had to complete …

First Down…The Hatch

Since I didn’t watch the Liberty Bowl on TV, perhaps I’ll ask Leonard Paulk or Jonathan Williams how it was. they were both playing in it after all, so I figure they should know. Wait, what’s that you say? They weren’t playing? They’ve both been suspended indefinitely? Why would that be? Goodness, they got into …

2009 Darwin Awards!

If there’s anything that’ll make me break the I’m not going to post for a little while so I can rest my brain promise I made to myself earlier this week, it’s the annual Darwin Awards. I got the release this morning, so here they are for your enjoyment. // 2009 Darwin Award WINNERS Announced …

A Few Notes From The Trip, Including What The Presents Were

I hope that’s a good picture, I had to go online to find one since nobody’s around to take one for me right now and I don’t trust myself to get one with the whole cover visible. Anyway, what I hope you’re looking at is the cover of the book my brother got me for …

>I Invite You To Share In My Pain

>Since I’ve been home my sister has been subjecting us to these horrible videos by someone going by the nameNichole337on YouTube. I have no idea how she found this woman, but she won’t leave us alone with her now. Whoever this person is seems to think she’s some kind of great singer and has taken …

An Early Merry Christmas

Well, today’s the day. In a few hours I’ll be heading out for 10 days of birthday/holiday season insanity disguised as a Christmas vacation. By the way, if you need something else to read,here’s an old post I wrote about why I hate the term Christmas vacation and the troubling concept of frozen SpaghettiOs. But …

Wrestling Sucks And So Do I, But Wrestling Sucks More

“If WWE keeps booking wisely like they did here and refrains from making stupid decisions to try to fool people…”Me, speaking under the mistaken belief that there was still a shred of a fucking clue left in somebody around that shithole. So yeah, about that. After watching a pay-per-view that was ok at times and …

If They Think This Is Hard, Just Wait Until They Find Out About The Snowsuit

Good news for everyone who hasn’t quite got the scarf figured out. The Necky is coming to the rescue! If you order now you can also get a free lock de-icer, even though it seems a touch odd that somebody who can’t put cloth over themselves without snaps would be able to operate a car …