Christmas Music And Grammar. Two Of Everyone’s Favourite Things, Together AT Last

I’ll confess. Until I listened to this, I had given exactly no seconds of thought to God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’s proper comma placement. In fact I’ve seen it written so many times without one that I wasn’t even sure one was necessary. But I also see a lot of “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”, …

I Got Ripped Off 0.8 Seconds Faster! This Is Awesome!

You probably know this already, but I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Even if you’re certain you’ve heard the stupidest thing you’re ever going to hear, there’s always going to be a stupider one waiting for you just around some corner somewhere. Today’s example comes to us by way of the …

A Song To Get You In The Mood For Something Or Other. Shoveling, Perhaps

If you’re looking for a little holiday music to get you into the spirit of the season, you know, just in case all the damn snow isn’t enough for you, how about a little José Van Haliano? Music used in this mashup: Jose Feliciano – Feliz Navidad Van Halen – Ain’t Talkin’ ’bout Love Guitar …

Ask For The Blue Box, And Then Dump The Paper This Is Written ON Into It

This lawsuit here is the kind of thing that should cause you to be disqualified from ever using the court system again and cost your lawyer his license. Specifically his law license, but if you want to take his driver’s license or dog license or any other license you can think of while you’re at …

Music Playing Kid: Alberto Cartuccia Cingolani, Five-Year-Old Classical Pianist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIaWMybDZoc I remember being five years old and playing piano. The first song I learned had three or four notes in it and was played entirely with one hand. I didn’t get much better from there. I could pick some basic things out by ear and I stuck with piano lessons for several years, but …

Miss, Please Put Your Mounds Away

Damn cops, always ruining everybody’s good time. I’m sure this was the funnest house in the neighbourhood by a mile. An Anne Arundel County woman was arrested Monday after police say she screamed obscenities and exposed herself to children trick-or-treating on Halloween night. Around 7:30 p.m. Monday, officers were called to the 3600 block of …

Facebook Is Garbage, Part Whatever

There are a lot of reasons to hope that Facebook will just go ahead and die right along with Twitter, and this here is definitely one of them. Under our rules Donald Trump is a politician because he announced that he is running for president again, and as such our fact checkers are no longer …