Thankfully it appears I won’t have to do much figuring out to get myAerosmith refund. Yesterday afternoon I got a call from Ticketmaster/Live Nation informing me that refunds for anybody who purchased tickets with a credit card on the phone or online would be automatic. However, if you bought tickets in person at a box …
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This Concludes Our Aerosmith Concert Watch
Aerosmith Cancel Summer Tour Due to Tyler’s Injuries From Fall And so our story comes to an end. I had a feeling that was how things would turn out. Oh well, it’s for the best.At the rate things were going,somebody was going to be killed. I can’t think of another tour that was so cursed …
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Les Paul, More Dead
I’ll confess, I blatantly swiped that title from aFarkheadline, but it made me laugh, I couldn’t come up with a better one, and it’s not like I’m the first person to ever take their material. Radio folks have been making a living doing that for years, but unlike them I’m man enough to admit it. …
We’ll Give You That To Go
Whoever has it out forthis guyis certainly gaining revenge in a Vomit Comet approved manner. Four different times, the car of the unidentified son of the unidentified man living somewhere on the 300 block of West Caracas Avenue, Derry Township, Pennsylvania, has been covered with food and nobody seems to know why. The police report …
Tenth Time’s The Charm
After using that Nebraska safe haven law we used towrite about all the time until it was finally fixedto unload 9 of your kids because you’ve lost the will to be a parent, what’s the next logical step? Well, if you’re Gary Staton, the answer isgo out and knock up your new woman. When he …
Only Man On The Island
Perry fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn’t believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man. Perry threw himself into …
The Best Part Of Waking Up Is…Disfiguring A Child In A Library?
Ahh the UK,it never lets us down…in a sense anyway. A group of pensioners have been banned from holding a coffee morning at a public library for health and safety reasons – in case they spill hot drinks on children. The seven members of the Over 50s coffee morning have been meeting every Tuesday for …
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Stay Off The Drugs
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court late on a Friday afternoon. “You seem like nice young men,” the judge said, “and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show …
His Name Is Rios…
Here’s a question for the baseball fans, especially those of you who follow the Blue Jays. Yesterday the Jayslet Alex Rios go to the Chicago White Sox and got nothing in return.The question is a simple one: Was this a stupid move or was it time for Rios to go and worth doing whatever was …
Thoughts On New Millionaire
Wow, I missed Regis on this show. I know there are the reruns on the Game Show Network, but once you’ve already seen them there’s not much sense in watching again since you can’t play along. So far I like the changes they’ve made, and amazingly the celebrity experts haven’t been a complete embarrassment so …