Isthe Wearable Towelreally something the world was crying out for? Are regular towels honestly so complicated that you need “the towel with arm openings!”? what about bath robes? Putting on your clothes? Yes? Ok, just asking. I’ll say this for it though. It sure is nice to know that not only can it be worn …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
It’s The Giant Logic Hole Right Outside Your Window
So I’m sitting here listening to the Jays game (Jays are leading 7-4 in the bottom of the 6th) and I had a thought. Not so much about the game itself though it’s a fun back and forth that you should start watching if you happen to see this in time, but about thosegoddamn Super8 …
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Site Things
Wow, there’s some creative titling if ever I’ve seen it. Anyway, we’re still working at getting all of our posts labelled. It’s going well. We took a break to do some weekend fun things with some friends, but we’re back at it now and have managed to label a little over a year’s worth of …
Don’t Deal Doc
I haven’t bothered saying anything about all of this Roy Halladay trade business up until now, but since it’s not going away I might as well. it hasn’t been talked about to death or anything, has it? The biggest question I have whenever this comes up is why? Why would you trade arguably the best …
Another One Of Those Site Overhauls
We’re such fools. We’ve had the ability to categorize all of our posts for years and never bothered to do it as we went like smart people would do, but now that we’re creeping up on 4000 posts and things are getting harder and harder to find it’s the perfect time to go all the …
I Thought I Could Do Better Than Calling This Suck Plaza Central, But I Was Wrong. Oh Well, It’s Still Better Than Christ This Is Awful, Just Kill Me
If I didn’t tell you thatthis clunky, squeaky-voiced garbageis supposed to be a cover of Van halen’s Panama, would you have been able to figure it out on your own? To be honest, I’m not sure I would have. Note to Rock Plaza Central, the relentless jerks responsible for this hideous mess: When you record …
Funny The Way It Is…
“At 12:40 a.m. Sunday, Park Police arrested David Matthews of Carlton Avenue, Cohoes, who police allege forcibly touched and groped a 20-year-old woman near the Hall of Springs outside SPAC at 9:30 p.m. Saturday, according to City Court records. “Park patrons directed police to the woman, who told police that Matthews, 18, had sexually abused …
Wacky Headline Of The Day
Baby Born On NYC Mass Transit For 2nd Straight Day Congratulations to the family, and happyGroundhog Day.
Cute Kid. How Old Is He In Mom Doesn’t Have Her Head Up Her Ass Years?
I’d like to ask a favour of all the parents in the crowd. Please, when your kid turns 1, stop giving out his age in months. It sounds ridiculous. whenever I hear one of you say that little William or Betty is 14 months old instead of a year and a bit or 18 months …
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The Trouble With Triple
This excerpt from Figure Four Weekly is great. In just a few short lines, it answers a question that a lot of people including me have spent a lot of time trying to answer but never nailing down quite so well. Why does Triple H irritate the hell out of so many wrestling fans? by …