This is so dumb that I feel it should be posted. Check out this snip from astory about fights during a college football game. Police arrested Lucas Widdicombe after someone sitting near him said he had a cup, and “he had urinated in the cup and was going to throw it at Ball State fans.” …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I’m Wrong
That’s not something you’ll hear me say very often, but I will when I need to, and today I need to. A while back Iwrotethat airport style security for busses wouldn’t work and was unnecessary. Well, today I would like to officially change that position. Better screening for bus passengers is something we need immediately. …
You’ll Be Blind, But You’ll Be Breathing Like A Champ
A paper published in The Journal of Medical Hypotheses proposes that next time you get hit with a cold, rather than popping pills and slugging medicine like it’s going out of style you should insteadtry jerking off on a schedule. I’m way more curious about this than I should be, and as I type I’m …
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Some More Unintentional Newspaper Comedy
Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other …
Oops
I’m not sure ifthe beginning of this articlelooks quite so bad to somebody who can see it, but when you look at it with a screen reader like I have to, here’s how it starts. PHILADELPHIA — A man who produced thousands of images of himself sexually abusing children as young as 3 months old …
Come On Kids, We’re Going On A Trip! Well…You Are Anyway.
Guess what. The Nebraska safe haven law that Carinwrote abouta couple weeks back works exactly like we thought it would. Over the weekend, 2 boys aged 15 and 11 respectively were dropped off by parents and guardians at 2 different hospitals.In the case of the 15-year-old, his caretaker couldn’t deal with his behaviour anymore. It’s …
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Where Have You Been All My Life?
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The UK Manages To Top Itself Again
If ever you find yourself wanting or needing to spend some time in Shropshire’s Telford Town Park, be sure to bring at least one child with you. Failure to do so will, by order of the council that manages the place,result in you getting a stern questioning from park wardens because surely anybody in a …
Stop It!
I’ve only readone storyabout strategic voting this election season, and I’ve already had enough of them. I’m positive we’ve covered this before, but apparently it needs repeating, so here goes. There is no such thing as a wasted vote. Every vote, unless you find yourself voting in a rigged election like the ones found in …
Today’s Best Headlines Ever
Use of gravel pit near 2 schools for target practice draws fire Nice to see that somebody down at the CBC has a sense of humour. That *was* intentional, right? Ike batters Cuba I guess hisprevious battering accomplishments just weren’t enough anymore.