We haven’t had a good guy getting busted for having sex with something story in a while, sohere’s a Polish man who was fired from a building job at a children’s hospital after he was caught humping a vacuum cleaner. Hopefully the justice system will work as it should, because if our old buddy bicycle …
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The Drinkin’ Bone’s Connected To The Namin’ Bone
This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …
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Alright Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For Busted!
I’m not posting this because I find it odd that somebody would go as far as faking a carjacking to try to keep out of trouble even though I’ve never understood doing that because it never works, I’m posting this because the idea of a 27-year-old stripper doing so because she lives with her parents …
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What If People Treated Cars Like Computers?
This sounds ridiculously similar to a lot of the people Carin and I help out with their computers. General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t treat cars like they do computers. But, imagine if they did…. HelpLine: “General Motors HelpLine, how can I help …
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Lots Of Breaking News
Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To Christ AlmightyHuge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area ManArmless Fiancée Shows Off Engagement HatInternational Star Registry Accidently Renames Sun ‘Margaret’
Weird Science
Here is a list of 10 of the strangest scientific studies ever done. Included are such invaluable gems as “The Effect of Country Music on Suicide”, “Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World’s Literature”, “Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment”, and many more. Ok, 7 more to be …
In A Twisted Way It Was Kind Of Meant To Be
Mark R. Hotuyec was arrested last week after being caught naked and masturbating while driving his van beside a school bus full of children from wait for it…wait for it…Wood View Elementary School. Well, they certainly got a pretty good one that day.
>I Wonder If They Conducted A Sting Operation
>Angela Nellany recently pled no contest to charges that she attempted to kill her husband Paul with a can full of wasps. Where did this story appear? That would beThe Modesto Bee,of course.
I Live In A Bubble
My name is Steve, and I’m a wrestleholic. NO really, it’s true. I watch waaaaay waaaay too much of the stuff. I suppose that deep down I’ve always known it, but today I feel I finally have to face it once and for all. This morning I woke up to the news thatMats Sundin has …
Strokin’
Barbtagged me withthe same wacky survey quiz thingie that Carin just did,so here goes. 1. Put your iTunes, Winamp, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds. 1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “YOU’RE HOT” …