Nose Thank You, that Snot For Me

I don’t really care how wellthis thingworks or how safe they’re claiming it is, you can still count me out. No matter how much I love somebody, the odds of me ever sucking that person’s nose dry with a straw are pretty low, even if the filter is supposed to prevent me from ingestin’ a …

I’m Pissed Off, So Now You’re Getting Pissed On

I’m sharing this because for some reason I find it really funny. A Japanese man upset that the view from his apartment had been blocked by a house built nearby has been charged with damaging a structure because his protest method of choice involved dousing the home with urine at least 169 times. Nishizaki urinated …

I’m Not A Doctor, But I’ve Been Trained By A Few

In my life, I’ve seen plenty of stupid. I’ve also experienced plenty of really stupid, fucking stupid and even a pretty fair dose of mind-blowingly fucking stupid. But never before have I seen something the likes of what I can only callpenis cream stupid. The story goes like this. A school teacher allowed a random …

Can You Hear Me Now? No? Great, Mission Accomplished!

Ok, here’s the new most retarded thing I heard all time all my life. Mobiles to be blocked for Bush Mobile phone calls in sections of Sydney’s CBD will reportedly be blocked during US President George Bush’s APEC visit in September. News Limited papers report the sophisticated counter-terrorism measure will be used to prevent mobile …

I’m Gonna Sue Your Ass!

I didn’t think it would be possible, but the Celebrity Butt Plug thing I posted about last month just got even funnier. It seems that there’s more than one company making butt plug President Bush’s, and feeling that there’s only room for one President in the hearts and cracks of the public, these 2 companies …

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s…A Beer?

A couple of guys from the Chicago area have for some reason teamed up to create Mama Mia Pizza Beer, a beer that smells and tastes like a pizza because well, it’s brewed using real pizza and pizza ingredients. Gold Medal Winning Brewmaster, Mike Rybinski of Walter Payton’s Roundhouse has teamed up with Award Winning …

The Five Musical Instruments That Just Plain Suck The Most

I’ve always liked bagpipes and I used to know how to play the recorder pretty decently, but the writing here is hilarious and there’s no way to argue that recorders aren’t dangerous when they find their way into the wrong hands [which would be the hands of just about anyone], so here is one man’s …