Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Here’s a strange one. A texas man wasstabbed with a pitchforkwhile trying to break up a drunken fight between 2 of his nephews. According to police, the 3 men were drinking in their mobile home Sunday afternoon when a dispute broke out over which of the nephews was the oldest. No, seriously, that’s really what …
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Have you ever heard something so awful that no matter what you did, you couldn’t stop thinking about it? Well I just did, and being the nice guy that I am, I thought it would only be fair for me to share it with all of you. Besides, now that Miserable Melodies isn’t around anymore …
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Here’s another one of those articles that made me laugh until I nearly cried.The 22 Worst Place Names in the World They left out a lot of the stuff that’s always on the weird town lists which makes it a lot more interesting, and the writing is the type that makes me wish I was …
Yesterday I got the chance to talk a little with Tom Seefurth, who you’ll probably know better as the Pizza Beer guy. He seems really nice, and from the tone of his emails, it looks like there’s nobody more surprised about how much attention this stuff is getting than him. He mentioned a boatload of …
I don’t really care how wellthis thingworks or how safe they’re claiming it is, you can still count me out. No matter how much I love somebody, the odds of me ever sucking that person’s nose dry with a straw are pretty low, even if the filter is supposed to prevent me from ingestin’ a …
I’m sharing this because for some reason I find it really funny. A Japanese man upset that the view from his apartment had been blocked by a house built nearby has been charged with damaging a structure because his protest method of choice involved dousing the home with urine at least 169 times. Nishizaki urinated …
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In my life, I’ve seen plenty of stupid. I’ve also experienced plenty of really stupid, fucking stupid and even a pretty fair dose of mind-blowingly fucking stupid. But never before have I seen something the likes of what I can only callpenis cream stupid. The story goes like this. A school teacher allowed a random …
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Physicist Claims Science Proves God’s Existence Does this make no sense to me because I’m no good at math or physics, or does it make no sense to me because like most matters of religion it makes no sense whatsoever? Discuss.
Ok, here’s the new most retarded thing I heard all time all my life. Mobiles to be blocked for Bush Mobile phone calls in sections of Sydney’s CBD will reportedly be blocked during US President George Bush’s APEC visit in September. News Limited papers report the sophisticated counter-terrorism measure will be used to prevent mobile …
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I didn’t think it would be possible, but the Celebrity Butt Plug thing I posted about last month just got even funnier. It seems that there’s more than one company making butt plug President Bush’s, and feeling that there’s only room for one President in the hearts and cracks of the public, these 2 companies …