Carin and I were sitting around talking the other day when somehow the subject turned to sleep. I’m not sure how it came up, but I mentioned that I think it’s weird that when you fall asleep with something on like a TV or radio, it always seems way louder when you wake up than …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Say A Prayer For The Kids Today
A little over a year ago, Iposteda short note about a Sudanese man who was forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with it. Well, today I have the sad duty of reporting that the goat hasdiedafter choking on a plastic bag she tried to eat while picking up scraps on …
Well, If Bush Can Be President…
MySpace backs reality TV presidential race I’m not sure what to say about this. I’d say we’re doomed, but that would be news to just about no one. And this whole concept would seem a lot more out there and ridiculous than it does if the last 7 years hadn’t happened.
The Bad Idea Fairy Visited Me Again
If you’re like us and enjoy reading about goofy or downright stupid things that people have invented, then you’ll probably get a kick out ofthis piece from Wired Magazineabout some of the dumbest things ever created. The article features among other things a human powered helicopter pogo stick, underwear with airbags in them, and glasses …
All I Wanna Do Is Wipe My Bum
Let me start this off by saying that if it weren’t for ideas that sounded crazy but actually worked, our world would be a much different place than it is today. But that said, not every crazy idea turns out to be a good one, and as much as some may want to argue, sometimes …
How Long Until People Start Getting Addicted To The Shower?
Soap gives caffeine kick Here’s a free piece of advice. If you regularly feel so rushed that you find yourself having to choose between having a coffee or having a shower, and if you think even for a minute that Caffeinated soap might just be the answer to your problems, it might be time to …
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AttenTV: A Great Idea If You’re A Creep, A Loser Or Just Don’t Have Any Respect For Yourself And Your Privacy
Can somebody please tell me where the appeal is in this? I’ll break it down quickly for the benefit of those of you who don’t have time to read a long article. A new service called AttenTV allows people to download a browser plug-in that will record and broadcast their clickstreams for others to watch. …
I Apologize For Every Newfy Joke I’ve Ever Made
Honestly, I do. I’ve met a pretty good number of Newfoundlanders in my life, and almost all of them have been some of the nicest people you could ever hope to run into, and I don’t even mean with your car. And no matter what people say about them, I haven’t met a single Newfy …
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A Little Bit Of Topical Humour
A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian club.”
It’s Never Too Early To Start Your Christmas Shopping
This made me laugh so hard I almost cried. For $21.95 US, you can now get your very own Celebrity Butt Plug. They come in various styles, including George Dubya Tush, Parass Hilton, and the one I thought was most creative, Dingleberry Bonds. They write a good sales pitch too, so good that I almost …
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