Bad idea: Using artillery shells as paperweights.Worse idea:Using those paperweights to crush bugs. There’s nothing I could ever hope to add to this other than I’m glad this guy was never a teacher of mine, and how great would it be if the bug ended up surviving?
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Toilet Humour
I got this in an email from Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass yesterday. I didn’t write it and I have no idea who did, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried, so I thought I’d share. THE BIG DUMP All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a …
The Terrorists Have Won
High School officials in Fort Myers, Florida haveturned down an invitation from the organizers of London’s 2007 New Year’s Day parade,because they feel that the members of their school band would be “safer in America” than they would be in England due to a greater likelihood of being victims of a terrorist attack there. “What …
Hold Music Made Worse
Until this morning, I wouldn’t have thought that such a thing was possible. But then I ran acrosseNthem.com,a company that will, for a cool $500, write you an official corporate anthem. Imagine calling somewhere, being put on hold as tends to happen quite a bit of the time, and then being greeted by something likethis.I’m …
The Bladder Buddy?
If everything else on that American Inventor show is as funny as this, I might actually have to start watching it.
How To Spot A Baby Conservative
All you have to do is look for the whiny ones,at least according to a new study done by people who don’t seem to mind pissing off religious gun nuts. Personally I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking this whole thing, but I have to admit, it’s an interesting theory. If nothing else …
Arresting People For No Good Reason, What’s More American Than That?
The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has announced that the State has begunsending undercover police officers into bars to arrest drunk people for being drunk. According to commission spokesperson Carolyn Beck, the first of the sting operations, which are designed to prevent drunken mishaps before they happen, took place recently in a suburb of Dallas and …
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Here’s A Man Who’s Got His Priorities Straight
Russian to take porn mags to the grave.
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, 3 Bags Full…Of Complete PC Horseshit
Officials at a British Nursery school have ordered that the words to Baa Baa Black Sheep be changed to Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep so as not to offend any of the kids. I’ve gone on and on about the stupidity of things like this more times than I care to think about, so I’ll leave …
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Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan
First it’s a guystealing a sheep,and nowthis. This might be the most well written story I’ve ever read. To me, any article that includes the words “goat defiler” is an automatic winner in my eyes, unless of course it’s somehow about me.