Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework. Maybe it’s just me, but this is by far the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Wacky Days Are Here Again
Check out this year’s Wacky Warning Labels Contest winners. This year’s winner was a heat gun/paint remover which reaches temperatures of over 1000 degrees. The ever so helpful label on it cautions us ““DO NOT USE AS HAIRDRYER.” Wow, that was close. More hilarity/stupidity above.
Run!…But Be Sure To Pay Us First
Does anybody else think that paying $55.87 a year for this would be completely stupid?I mean come on, tsunami alarms? Realistically, how much time are you really going to have to dig out the phone before you and your whole village disappear? And aren’t the sounds of roaring waves and screaming alarm enough?
All I Know Is That I Don’t Know Nothin’
Sometimes I really hate democracy. Well ok, not democracy itself, but the responsibilities that come along with the rights that it affords all of us. I’ve never been someone who could head out to my local polling station each election day and absentmindedly mark an X for a candidate who’s name I don’t recognize and …
The Top 10
Here it is, the final countdown plug. I hope at least some of you enjoyed the list, Roland and the rest of us put a fair bit of work into putting it together and from what I hear, it’s done pretty well for the site, so thanks for checking it out. If you’ve been following …
I’m Sleepy
Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but it’s the holidays anyway, you should be out celebrating something. The site will still be here in January when the so-called “Christmas vacation” is over. By the way, whoever came up with that term needs to be slapped mightily and repeatedly. It might be time away from …
>More Countdown Goodness
>Salty Ham’s Top 50 Wrestlers: # 30 to 21. Ok, I’m going back to being full and sleepy now.
The Year In Weird News
This showed up in the email today. I know none of these are fakes, I remember seeingmost of them while doing radio research and such. NEW YORK –The Easter Bunny was hopping mad but kept his cool after being socked by a boy, a Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for showing a lot more than customers …
More Plugs, More Rants
I Hope that everybody’s doing well and that if you do that sort of thing, that your Christmas shopping is almost done. Mine is just about finished. I have to buy things for about 4 or 5 more people, and I know what I’m going to get all but 2 of them. So, does anybody …
Breathe In The Name Of The Law!
Mayor wants to ban death. “The mayor of a Brazilian town is trying to bring in a law making it illegal for residents to die. “Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva, of Biritiba-Mirim, came up with the idea because the town’s only cemetery is full. “He wants to bring in a law that would see relatives …