Hey everybody. Yes, I’m still alive. Just haven’t had much worth saying lately so I haven’t said anything. Carin already talked about ourDerek Edwards tripso I won’t spend a lot of time talking about it other than to say that it was great to finally see him live after being a fan of his for …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
That’s Nuts!
Here’s a nice story about a guy who cut off his own testicles because he told his buddy that he’d do it if his favourite rugby team didn’t lose that day. Happy Monday, I have nothing more to say.
Guns For The Blind
James sent this story, which I’m sure has just about everybody in Minnesota scared shitless. Guns for the Blind? A Minneapolis gun shop owner thinks the blind should be able to carry guns. So, starting in December, Koscielski’s Gun Shop will be offering a training course to the visually impaired or blind. But is it …
Big John
Brad sent this in, and it cracks me up. One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops. A few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, …
Sex O’clock News
TV station broadcast porn instead of news. The funniest part of this is the mental image I have of hundreds of irate people marching through the streets after this happened demanding that somebody be fired over it. Why not just be thankful for the good fortune and call it a night?
No Thanks
Serbs line up for testicle shocks Are condoms really that much of a pain? Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment. Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock …
Thanks For The Tip
Apparently cow tipping isn’t as easy as people make it sound,and here’s the study to prove it.Yes, I said study.
What?
I want you all to meet Chris Roller, the guy who just might get my vote for craziest man in the universe. Not only is he suing David Copperfield and David Blaine claiming that they owe him money because they’ve stolen his Godly powers and are now using them in their magic acts, but he …
The Propaganda Weekly
The Newark New Jersey city council hasawarded a $100,000 US no-bid contractto the Newark Weekly News in exchange for the paper only printing positive stories about the city. The idea was pitched to council by Howard Scott, who owns the paper. Council, in a decision that I’m sure comes as a surprise to just about …
Wrestling Watching Weekend
Hello and happy Sunday. I hope everybody’s having a good weekend. Mine’s been great especially since I decided to turn off my telephone because the thing was driving me nuts. Between the millions of telemarketers who seem to be out in full force right now, people calling me with nothing to say, and everybody else …