If you’re planning a trip to Germany, you might want to pack a raincoat and a helmet. And no, Helmet isn’t some German guy either. Apparently parks in the city of Hamburg are being faced with a very unusual problem,exploding toads. Nobody seems to know why it’s happening, but over the past 4 days, over …
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Resume Mistakes
These are supposedly things that were actually written on resumes and cover letters. I love this sort of stuff. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” “I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms.” “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” “Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.” “Wholly responsible for …
4 Things
1. Go read this. Somebody sent some hatemail to Five For Fighting and the guy who is the whole band actually wrote him back. It doesn’t end up being much of an exchange and Mr. For Fighting ended up being pretty cool about the whole thing, but the email he was sent is really funny …
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Hey everybody. Sorry for not posting anything since Friday, though I’m not sure how sorry I should be since it’s not like you didn’t have anything to read. Big ups to Carin for keeping things going while I’ve been lazy, and for helping out in general. That’s really cool of her and I appreciate it. …
It Might Not Be Your Fault That Women Don’t Like You
This wins the award for funniest thing I’ve read today. Blood type B unlucky for would-be Korean lovers If nothing else it’s nice to know that the rest of the world is more than happy to embrace concepts as stupid as the Atkins Diet.
That’s Not Very Nice Of Them
Radio Host Fired For Wondering If Pope Went To Heaven No matter how you feel about some of the more vocally religious people among us, what happened to this guy is just wrong.
That’s Very Nice Of Him
Accused parachute shooter agrees to check into jail during ultralight festival
Wow, That Sounds Like Fun
I’m so glad that my Sesame Street watching days came when the show’s creators still realized that cartoons could be educational and fun at the same time. According to this story, the show’s new season will feature a new health craze that goes so far that Cookie Monster can’t even be Cookie Monster anymore because …
I’ve Heard Of Stranger Things Than This, But It’s Still Weird
A man from Senegal has invented what he’s calling an automatic condom fitter that he claims will make it easier for guys to put on a condom without ruining the flow of the action and spoiling the mood. Mor Maty Seck, the inventor in question, also claims that with enough practice a man can use …
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When You Absolutely, Positively Have To Fall Asleep Right Now
Greg just pointed me in the direction of what could easily be the most boring thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing. Golf. But not just any golf, we’re talking about golf that’s being broadcast on the radio. Seriously, if you click here, you can listen to Masters Radio, hosted by guys who make …
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