I was sitting around eating supper and watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” earlier tonight when I heard one of those things that just made me stop dead and go “huh?” During a break in the action the host was talking to the contestant, going over some of that biographical info they make all …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
RAW Is Steve
Sorry for not being around over the last few days, but I’ve been busy. Among the things I’ve been doing are visiting family, getting my nuts stomped on by my little cousin, lots and lots of working, and recapping RAW for Salty Ham. “Stop right there,” I hear you say. “Roland G does that and …
Men And Women
I have no idea who wrote this but somebody sent it to me and it’s kind of funny so I thought I’d post it here. The Difference Between Men and Women Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have …
The Angry Blind Man’s 6 O’clock News Recap
I’m going to try something that I’ve never tried before because I need to take my mind off of a few things and making fun of people I’ve never met before and venting my anger on them seems like a good way to accomplish that. So with the snappy little introduction complete with reasoning out …
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Check This Out
Carin, one of our regular and most favourite Vomiteers, has her own Salty Ham column now. She’s writing in the Life section and she’s bringing the funny and the thought provoking. She’s also making me look like a hack, but we won’t get into that. No, no we won’t. If you want to check out …
I Was Hoping This Would Happen
Tell me you didn’t see this one coming. 02 May, Sun, 10:19:38Google: “escort service” “buffalo, new York” It’s got a long way to go before it becomes as popular a search topic as Randy Orton’s penis but a guy can dream.
Goddammit!
If there’s anybody out there who saw my post about the Hot Hot Heat CD review I did and wanted to read it but hadn’t hit the link yet, I should probably let you know that that link doesn’t work anymore. If you click there you’ll go to a review, but it’s just not the …
Something To Think About
I was just reading a story about how the Recording Industry Association Of America has filed suits against another 400 and some odd people for copyright infringement. By now most of you should probably know how I feel about those so I’m not going to get into that. But one thing that struck me funny …
Matt Gets His Wish
Yesterday Matt told me that I should review the Hot Hot Heat album for Salty Ham before I did The Descendents. Well I did, and if you want to read it, you can do that by clickinghere. Enjoy and I’ll hopefully be back with something more a little later on.
They Just Keep Coming
Feel free to keep sending these things in, they’re great. This one even gets extra points for penising the album title. Maroon 5 – Songs about Penis1) Harder to Penis2) This Penis3) Shiver Penis4) She will be Penis5) Tangled Penis6) The Penis7) Must Get Penis Sunday Penis9) Secret Penis10) Through with Penis11) Not Coming Penis12) …
