I was just listening to the song “No Surprise” by Theory of a Deadman a minute ago. Everybody seems to hate that song, but I’ve been digging it since the first time I heard it. Maybe I suck, who knows, but that’s not why we’re here. I noticed something about the radio edit of the …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
No Thanks
I just learned something that I really didn’t want to know. Apparently you can rent sex toys. Yes, rent them, like you would a video or a car. If you’re interested, and judging by some of the stuff that shows up in our search results more than a few of you probably are, have a …
Backlash Roundtable
Salty Ham’s Backlash PPV Roundtable is up.
More On The Exploding Toads
Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of theexploding toads,and the latest theory about why it’s happening is prettydisgusting.Don’t eat while reading that, I mean it.
All Things Pope
Remember a few weeks ago when I wrote aboutThe Incredible Popeman comic books and action figures?Well, if that’s just not enough JP2 swag for you, perhaps you might be interested in your very own set ofA Pope for the Ages trading cards. As for me, I’m holding out until I can buy a “My Pope …
Chain Mail Wisdom
Somebody sent me one of those tell the people in your life how much you love them chain emails today. I’m sure you know the ones, everybody gets them and they’re all pretty much the same. What would you do if one day you woke up and someone you care about was gone? Would you …
Quote Of The Day
“White people…we CANNOT be black. It’s not possible. We cannot “wave our hands in the air, and wave ’em like we just don’t care!” We, as white folks must “raise our digits vertically and oscillate them like we fear no repercussions.” We are corny, white people. Fuckin’ embrace it. We can’t “drop it like it’s …
Another Reason To Love Record Companies
It seems that the recording industry has found a way to pay off the settlement that came out of the price-fixing lawsuit that it lost a couple of years back. The labels have decided todonateall of the crap that nobody is buying to libraries and schools, leaving the poor librarians and educators to figure out …
Just Shut Up
I’m not sure whythis news storymakes me so angry, but it does. Maybe it’s because I’ve never been able to figure out why anybody takes the time to give even a quarter of a shit what a fashion critic thinks about anything. I mean seriously, fashion critic has to be one of the most useless …
You Are Here?
Before I start making fun of people who search for strange things, let me say this. Anybody who thinks that those floating flash ads are a good idea and uses them on their websites deserves a big kick in the nuts, even if that person happens to be a girl. Now on with the show. …