If you haven’t heard the song “Rotten World Blues” by The Eels, check it out, it’s a pretty cool song, and listening to it might help you make sense of the questions I’m about to ask here. There’s a line in that song that keeps coming up and it confuses me. It’s really annoying because …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
You Can’t Keep A Good Game Down
Ok, people keep on submitting these so I’m going to keep on posting the good ones. But first, a little reminder of how the game works. Grab a CD, any CD at all. List all the tracks from that CD but replace the last word of every song with the word penis. If the song …
And We Look Like Bigger Idiots Than Usual
I noticed something a little while ago when I was reading some of the archived stuff on the site. It seems that anything on the comment boards gets deleted after about a month or so. This kind of sucks for 3 reasons. First of all, losing some of the truly classic stuff that’s been posted …
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Now It’s My Turn: The Penis Game Continues
Ok, Matt’s had his fun with this, so now it’s my turn to take an, um, shot at it so to speak. Let’s go with the 2 most recent CD’s I picked up. First we have “Cool To Be You” by the Descendents. Really good album soon to be reviewed for Salty Ham, and it …
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That’s A Great Idea
Prison Employs Inmates As Guards—————————————————————– A short-staffed prison in Mexico has hired 42 of its most fearsome inmates to act as guards. The convicts-turned-wardens will each be paid between £20 and £100 a month. They will help the real guards keep control in the overcrowded prison at Tepic. According to Mexican newspaper Reforma, the prisoners …
Bush vs Bush
Thisvideo is really funny. It was done by the people at The Daily Show, which is one of the funniest shows on TV. You’ll need Quicktime or Quicktime Alternative to watch it and it might take a little while to download if your connection is slow. Mine isn’t and it still took a couple of …
So Much For That
I’m not sure how many places have this now but where I live and at a bunch of other locations I’ve been to lately McDonald’s will sell you apple slices instead of fries. It’s part of their new healthy eating campaign since everybody’s all over them for making people fat. Well I learned something about …
Most Disgusting Joke Contest
If you haven’t already seen it, scroll down the page a couple of posts and read the post called Consider Yourself Warned so you’ll know what this is all about. Somebody calling him or herself Mmm Mmm Good, This is downrigh, [which is one of the strangest names I’ve ever heard,] submitted this one. It’s …
So…
I haven’t been around much lately and I’m sure you’re all wondering just where I’ve been. What’s that? You aren’t? Well too bad, I’m telling you anyway. I’ve mostly been spending my time slowly but surely taking overSalty Ham.You can find something I’ve done there pretty much every day, even if you don’t know it’s …
Consider Yourself Warned
This is honestly the most disgusting joke I’ve ever seen, so I had to share. If you’re not a fan of sick things, first of all what are you doing here and secondly, I’m telling you right now that you’ll want to scroll down and read something else. I’m dead serious, don’t say I didn’t …