Since I spend so much time making fun of the stupid things other people do, it’s only fair that I point out my own when they happen, and I think one just did. Remember that email problem I posted about the other day? It’s been fixed because I’m smart, but from the looks of it …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Why Stealing Is Wrong, And Why Tobacco Might Not Be
A 26-year-old man’s first mistake was allegedly stealing a tractor-trailer rig that had been left unattended with the engine running, police say. His second blunder was mistaking the truck driver’s tobacco-spit cup for something refreshing, and taking a swig. The tale of alleged instant justice had its roots earlier Monday, the report said, when the …
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I Guess We Can’t Say 24/7 Anymore
I’m sure by now most of you are probably sick of reading and hearing about the tsunami, but check this out anyway, it’s interesting. Tsunami moves North Pole, shortens daytime Some of those numbers might look small, but just consider how much force it had to take for that to happen.
Emailing Steve
If anybody out there has sent me an email any time between Wednesday afternoon and now and I haven’t gotten back to you, I’m not ignoring you. I’ve been having major email problems and most of my mail hasn’t made it to me. It’s not bouncing back to people, at least not that I’ve heard …
>Does This Guy Like Anybody?
>I just finished reading thisrecapof the newest RF Video shoot interview with New Jack, and oh my God, it’s unreal. How this guy continues to make money in wrestling is beyond me, but what’s more frightening than that is that people will still work with him. But if you’re a wrestling fan who is at …
More Warnings
Nick’s best friend -666 posted these on the comment boards a little while ago. They’re great. A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before foldingA brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowedA household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”A label on …
Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers…
You can’t make up stuff like this. And check out the quote at the end. Not so much for what he says, but for the way he says it. MUSCATINE, Iowa (AP) – A Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for apparently showing too much of his friendly side to customers. Dean Wooten, 65, was accused of …
New Year, New Contest
It’s PPV time once again and as usual that means that it’s Salty Ham roundtable prediction contest time as well. So,here it is, go check it out. And since it’s a new year the standings have been wiped clean and we’re starting fresh with a brand new year long competition. Last year I almost won …
I Look Forward To These Every Year
Toilet brush wins wacky bowl Michigan anti-lawsuit group gives out “awards” for wackiest warning labels on products. A toilet brush with a tag that says “Do not use for personal hygiene” has taken top prize for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year, according to an anti-lawsuit group. The Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, M-LAW, …
Why I’m Glad Christmas Is Over
It’s not the religion. It’s not those annoying songs. It’s not even that people become more fake than usual at this time of year because “it’s the holidays so we should all love one another.” No, my reason for being glad the holiday season is finally at it’s end is much worse than the horror …