I haven’t been around much lately and I’m sure you’re all wondering just where I’ve been. What’s that? You aren’t? Well too bad, I’m telling you anyway. I’ve mostly been spending my time slowly but surely taking overSalty Ham.You can find something I’ve done there pretty much every day, even if you don’t know it’s …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Consider Yourself Warned
This is honestly the most disgusting joke I’ve ever seen, so I had to share. If you’re not a fan of sick things, first of all what are you doing here and secondly, I’m telling you right now that you’ll want to scroll down and read something else. I’m dead serious, don’t say I didn’t …
If There Is A God, He’s A Sick Bastard
I’ve heard it said many times that God has a sense of humour, and if there is in fact a God, I have proof that he does, and that it’s twisted as hell. A man who comes from a place not too far away from where I live was recently out driving his car when …
Backlash Roundtable
I know I know, it’s less than an hour away from show time but still, better late than never. If you want to check out the Salty Ham Staff’s predictions for tonight’s Backlash PPV, you can do sohere. Let’s see if I can keep up my good luck streak and maybe overtake a few people …
Reading Material
Go read Matt’s review of Trapt’s self-titled album, newly posted over at Salty Ham. Doesn’t sound like too bad of a record, until the end that is.Click here to check it out. And keep an eye out for some more reviews coming hopefully soon. I got my hands on the new one from the Descendents …
Anything For A Buck
Osama bin Laden Haircut Results in Lawsuit—————————————————————– HONG KONG, China – A woman hoping for Julia Roberts hair entereda salon in Hong Kong and came out looking like Osama bin Laden.At least that is what she claimed. In an attempt to sue the salonfor compensation, Chu Ieu said in court that not only did she …
That’ll Show Them
In an effort to stop the erosion of moral standards in the country, Zanzibar’s parliament has unanimously passed a bill that would ban homosexuality. Violators of the new law, which is expected to get presidential assent in the very near future, would be slapped with jail terms that could be as long as 25 years. …
Busted
Hey Matt, are you sure all you did out west a while back was play goalball? 14 Apr, Wed, 20:11:34Yahoo:saskatoon gay chat room meeting
Celebrating The Unintentionally Funny
I just stopped over toSalty Hamto see what was new and I noticed one of the funniest coincidences that I’ve seen in quite some time. On the main page under the recent columns heading, look at the first 2 items. In case they’re gone by the time you get to this which is possible especially …
Disgusting, Just Disgusting
Larry goes to his High School class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty five years he’s very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he runs into Marilyn, his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past. “How have you been?” he asks. “I’ve been fine, …