Christmas Parties, I Quit Drinking, And Possibly Some Other Crap

Well hi, how’s it going? I’m doing pretty well, thanks for asking. My holiday has been fairly busy just like I thought but tonight ended up being a lot less eventful than I thought it was going to be so here I am. I’m pretty much making the family rounds all week, seeing everybody that …

The Holidays Start Today!

This morning when I got up and came to check the site, I thought I’d accidentally gone to the wrong place by mistake. Something was horribly wrong I thought to myself as I scanned the page trying to figure out what seemed different. Did somebody get hold of our passwords and put something there? Did …

I Hate My Shower Because My Shower Hates Me

I’m convinced that my shower doesn’t want me to live here anymore and that it’s been doing everything in it’s power to get me so pissed off that I’ll just say screw it and move out. It all started out gradually with the odd temperature switch without warning, a pretty standard shower thing to do. …

More Weird Search Terms

In a continuing effort to keep you all up to date on some of the weird ways people find this site through search engines, I give you these 2 items. 16 Dec, Tue, 08:17:08Google:the joe shmoe nude pictures Well, at least it’s not Randy Orton’s penis, but still… But I think the funniest recent one …